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Bring as many random objects as possible. The Weaver will want one. Hand it over.

It will speak in a bizarre stream-of-conciousness poem. Do your best to keep it happy, and it may decide it likes you.

Pray that it doesn't think you'd look better with a ear missing and your legs on backwards.

From there you're on your own.

. . . HI SPEAKING ARE YOU TO I RECIEVE MESSAGE NEED NOT SIDING HOT WINDOW TUB CLEANER CARPET CHARITY GIVEN AT JOB KNOWS OWN FACE AESTHETIC STILL EXIST GRANT I NAME NUMBER WILL RETURN VOICE IF ASKED BYE . . .