Instructions For Talking To The Weaver
Bring as many random objects as possible. The Weaver will want one. Hand it over.
It will speak in a bizarre stream-of-conciousness poem. Do your best to keep it happy, and it may decide it likes you.
Pray that it doesn't think you'd look better with a ear missing and your legs on backwards.
From there you're on your own.
It will speak in a bizarre stream-of-conciousness poem. Do your best to keep it happy, and it may decide it likes you.
Pray that it doesn't think you'd look better with a ear missing and your legs on backwards.
From there you're on your own.