The scene: Myself and my two friends Tyler and Joe are sitting in Tyler's kitchen, discussing Nerf wars and our stock of Nerf weapons. I mention that mine, being fully automatic, is kind of like the assault rifle of the group.
Tyler: A what?
Me: An assault rifle.
Tyler: OH, I thought you said a salt rifle.
Joe: *laughs* It's like, 'This dish is a
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