The most high brow joke you will ever hear
The scene: Myself and my two friends Tyler and Joe are sitting in Tyler's kitchen, discussing Nerf wars and our stock of Nerf weapons. I mention that mine, being fully automatic, is kind of like the assault rifle of the group.
Tyler: A what?
Me: An assault rifle.
Tyler: OH, I thought you said a salt rifle.
Joe: *laughs* It's like, 'This dish is a little bland.' 'I'm on it!' POW! POW! POW!
Tyler: Actually, it fires Strategic Arms Limitation Treaties between the United States and the Soviet Union.
Me: 'Jimmy Carter! We need to reduce the number of nuclear weapons in the world, stat!' 'I'm on it!' BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
And those, ladies and germs, are the kind of jokes you make when you're too smart for your own good.
Tyler: A what?
Me: An assault rifle.
Tyler: OH, I thought you said a salt rifle.
Joe: *laughs* It's like, 'This dish is a little bland.' 'I'm on it!' POW! POW! POW!
Tyler: Actually, it fires Strategic Arms Limitation Treaties between the United States and the Soviet Union.
Me: 'Jimmy Carter! We need to reduce the number of nuclear weapons in the world, stat!' 'I'm on it!' BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
And those, ladies and germs, are the kind of jokes you make when you're too smart for your own good.