Seventeenth hyperresonance. (Video.)

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E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?

[The video feed opens to a loud scream followed by panicked screaming as black smoke covers the feed. Several minutes into the feed, there's a very familiar voice screaming and panicking as a dash of red and white fade into the camera view.]

Aaaaa--h! No, stop! I command you to stop smoking already!

Where's the off button--!? Oh,

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[Action]

[chibibrushheir]

[Chibi smelled the smoke before he heard the 3STP and went to check it out. Shortly he's barking up at Luke because he can help if there's water.]

[Action]

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[As it happens, there's a fountain nearby. What now?]

[Action]

[chibibrushheir]

[Now, it's time for the Celestial Brush. Chibi activates Waterspout to trace a stream of water to the fire...which to Luke, will look like the water streams over by itself to put out the fire.

Also, whether Luke sees Chibi's true form or not depends on if Luke believes in gods or not.]

[Action]

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[LUKE BETTER BELIEVE IN GODS, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE ISOFON OF ONE -- I mean, yes, he does. I think. IDK how gods work in Abyss, admittedly.

Either way, he's just going to stare for a bit at Chibi. Is he... seeing what he thinks he's seeing...?]

[last_puppeteer]

[Anise was out for a walk, it was a very nice day indeed for such a thing. And when he feed comes on and Luke is commanding fire to stop while creating more flames, she has to wonder about his intelligence level. Following the bellows of smoke quickly, she found the restaurant the Swordsman was trying to cook in before making her way into the kitchen. Immediately she began casting.]

Tidal Wave!

[Have a soaked everything Luke. You're welcome.]

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[Well, at least the fire's out. Though Luke is also caught in the wave and gets drenched. Whoops.]

... thanks...

[last_puppeteer]

No problem~

[Translate to: This is what you get for being dumb. She's giving you quite a smile too as she princess waves before turning to leave.]

Have fun cleaning up~

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Uh... thanks?

[Luke glances back to the restaurant kitchen, which is entirely drenched.

...at least it's just the oven that needs to be cleaned. He can just. Uh. Let everything dry out, right?]

Wait, I might need some help with that.

[cheagle_luver]

[Tear is... unsure what to think of this. She proceeds to yell at Luke and put out the fire.]

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[asdaskgdasgdsagd IT'S NOT LIKE HE MEANT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN. orz]

T-tear...! Uh, t-thanks...

[cheagle_luver]

W-what did you do?!

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I was... only trying to cook something...

[sob. If you're brave enough to wander inside after putting out the fire, there are the burned remains of a chicken in the oven.]

DOES SHE ACTUALLY GET TO DO HER JOB ONCE FOR RIGHT

[notintehkitchen]

For once, I didn't start this.

Are you in need of assistance of a firefighter?

...sob. Try again later?

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[Pretending this is after Chibiterasu, Tear and Anise hauled his stupid ass out of the restaurant.]

Uh... not at this point, no... thanks anyway?

YOU HURT FEELINGS

[notintehkitchen]

Oh.

Alright.

...

Really are you sure?

[THIS IS TEXT, BUT SHE STILL SOUNDS SO DESPERATE TO HELP.]

HE DOESN'T MEAN TO?

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Well, you can come out and make sure the fire's really out?

[Because Luke just wants to be sure that Chibiterasu, Anise and Tear pretty much made it safe to go back inside.]

[devoursyourbody]

Smoke you say? Mind cooking me something up then? It sounds like an oven is turned on~

[AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.]

[adesiretochange]

Sorry, but... uh, the kitchen's closed. Everything's kind of... burned.

[LMAO Conchita. AKA find someone else to cook. LOL]

nope.avi

[devoursyourbody]

Is that so? No matter, bring it all to me.

fffffffff.

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You sure? It's... literally nothing but charred stuff, ashes and bones.

[sob. The poor chicken. It was murdered by Luke's lack of culinary skills.]