[The feed comes on to a panicky Luke, who is outside his house looking kind of disheveled at the moment.

... well, he looks more like he'd been frantically running about the town at the forests outside, but details, details.]

Guys? I NEED YOUR HELP.

[He takes a moment to catch his break before glancing into the feed.]

Right. Small white puppy who's got ( Read more... )

[...so, while everyone's being infected and attacked with sins, Luke's just gonna sit here. And be unaffected while his other housemates geet infected. Whoops.]

Hey, wait, no-- stop that!

Paradise, this is really getting annoying, you know--!

[Guess who's having to deal with his roommates' shenanigans right now, the poor thing. Feel free to help a ( Read more... )

E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?

[The video feed opens to a loud scream followed by panicked screaming as black smoke covers the feed. Several minutes into the feed, there's a very familiar voice screaming and panicking as a dash of red and white fade into the camera view.]

Aaaaa--h! No, stop! I command you to stop smoking already!

Where's the off button--!? Oh, ( Read more... )

[Hope no one in Paradise is sleeping at the moment.

Because suddenly, in the middle of a silent afternoon...

A LOUD SCREAM OF TERROR IS HEARD.]


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[The night has come. And as much as Luke wanted to avoid the madness of this event, unfortunately for him his luck has run out.

The feed opens to a lopsided view of the city streets -- someone has dropped their 3STP on the ground. It catches the shadow of... something. Or even someone. Either way, the feed suddenly grows silent again...

And then a ( Read more... )

( Let it be said that Luke is a fail!ninja. )