Seventeenth hyperresonance. (Video.)

[adesiretochange]

E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?

[The video feed opens to a loud scream followed by panicked screaming as black smoke covers the feed. Several minutes into the feed, there's a very familiar voice screaming and panicking as a dash of red and white fade into the camera view.]

Aaaaa--h! No, stop! I command you to stop smoking already!

Where's the off button--!? Oh,

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[devoursyourbody]

Smoke you say? Mind cooking me something up then? It sounds like an oven is turned on~

[AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY.]

[adesiretochange]

Sorry, but... uh, the kitchen's closed. Everything's kind of... burned.

[LMAO Conchita. AKA find someone else to cook. LOL]

nope.avi

[devoursyourbody]

Is that so? No matter, bring it all to me.

fffffffff.

[adesiretochange]

You sure? It's... literally nothing but charred stuff, ashes and bones.

[sob. The poor chicken. It was murdered by Luke's lack of culinary skills.]

;D

[devoursyourbody]

That sounds marvelous. Have it at my door as quickly as possible. I do believe you will be able to find me at [x.y].

[IT'LL STILL TASTE GOOD, FUCK ALL YA'LL.]

[adesiretochange]

If you insist... I'll have someone deliver it to you as soon as possible, all right?

[He'd do it himself, but he's going on a dinner date with Tear later tonight thanks to this. lol]

[devoursyourbody]

Good. Who should I be looking for?

[adesiretochange]

[Insert a description of a nondescript person that'll be sending the "food" to Conchita.]

It should be there in a few minutes.

[devoursyourbody]

Excellent.

What is your name?

[adesiretochange]

It's Luke. What's yours...?

[devoursyourbody]

You may call me Conchita. A pleasure, Luke.

[adesiretochange]

Yeah... a pleasure as well, Conchita.

[Okay, he's getting weird vibes from her. Seriously.]

[devoursyourbody]

[Weird vibes? From one of the seven deadly sins? Conchita? Why she is perfectly not suspicious at all. She just is hungry, it is not a crime to be hungry.]

It's been quite awhile since I've had human contact.

[She ate them all.]

Do you know where I could acquire servants?

[adesiretochange]

[No, but if it's to the point of cannibalism...]

I'm not sure, actually. You could ask around, though?

[devoursyourbody]

...

How would I go about that?

[How bothersome, is she just going to have to steal some residents away and bound them in chains to prepare her food?]

[adesiretochange]

Uh, well. I think someone opened a service at some point...

[lol, just pretend that one is run by random NPC's or something? I still need to figure out how that would work, incidentally...]