I <3 them. You be hushed now ( Read more... )

So I have a new jobby-job and I have my own store and I don't know how the fuck that happened and I'm not quite sure if I like it yet but the pay is almost one and a half times my previous best-paying job so that kind of makes me think I can cope with it a little better. I don't know. I would much rather sit home and watch the Steve Wilkos show (NO ( Read more... )

Man, I love me some Dennis Kucinich.

94% Mike Gravel
87% Dennis Kucinich
84% John Edwards
81% Bill Richardson
79% Barack Obama
77% Chris Dodd
75% Hillary Clinton
72% Joe Biden
34% Rudy Giuliani
29% Mike Huckabee
28% Ron Paul
28% John McCain
24% Tom Tancredo
22% Mitt Romney
16% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

I'm killing time before my super awesome bedspread shopping spree starts, so here's a quickie- things are good. I've been married for over a year and even though I have tried (Don't let them lie to you, self-destructive tendencies never EVER go away, you just sometimes work a little harder to ignore them), I've managed to not fuck it up. We're ( Read more... )

That's almost lng enough to have gestated a baby. Wow. That's depressing.

I forget who it was that said this to me, but I think I used to know someone who told me they'd only date women whose insurance covered abortions. It's a good thing I can't remember who this was, or hopefully it's a good thing it's not Nick, because my current insurance covers absolutely NO fucking contraceptives whatsoever. AT ALL. I asked the ( Read more... )

I hate these nights where I can't sleep cause all I can do is slink out of bed 2 and a half hours before I have to be up and play on this fucking intar-web dealie. I'm tired, and tomorrow is my first real day back at work since New Years' Eve because of that whole fucking back issue, and I really don't want to go back because this place and those ( Read more... )

It's funny, how the less permeable side of these Hostess cupcakes is the iced side. When I have one and I am plateless, I set it iced-side down, so that whetever coffee-table debris there may be won't stick to it and ruin it's weird plasticine goodness ( Read more... )

I am SO fucking old today. Seriously. This getting older thing is not cool. It ceased being cool after 17. For girls, everything goes downhill after 16.

--- and we're picking up piiii-iii-iiictures... (It was the best I could do. Sincerely ( Read more... )