Get the fuck out of my body, you useless pigs.

[adele_grace]

I forget who it was that said this to me, but I think I used to know someone who told me they'd only date women whose insurance covered abortions. It's a good thing I can't remember who this was, or hopefully it's a good thing it's not Nick, because my current insurance covers absolutely NO fucking contraceptives whatsoever. AT ALL. I asked the woman, "What the hell, do they want a bunch of pregnant employees?" She could only say that she had no idea, but I think she was in on it, as well. No in all seriousness, what the hell kind of shit is that, they hate giving you any kind of leave at Avenue, but they won't pay for fucking contraceptives. I understand that it's a plus-size clothing clothing store, and the misconception (haha, it's a PUN, bitches!) is that big girls don't get laid. Not true, says I, not true. So I guess since they think big girls don't get laid, big girls do not need birth control. So I have to wait a month for Nick's insurance to kick in unless I want to pay for a shot of Depo or whatever out of pocket, and I don't really want to do that. I don't know. It's just stupid. Nick called it "very Catholic of them" and I called it "retarded and archaic, not to mention fascist."

I never thought I'd say this, but, I WANT MY BIRTH CONTROL, GODDAMNIT.