Since the last time I wrote I've turned 21, been to Portugal twice, sung onstage with a signed band, made a pass at Maria Sharapova and Lindsay Davenport (ugh), said goodbye to at least 5 friends who I won't see for another year, been maced once, drunk approximately 50 gallons of coke, bought about 70 CD's, been in one fight, been to at least 20 ( Read more... )

Guess who's seeing Pharcyde tomorrow? (Clue: It's not you.) Hell yeah ( Read more... )

I've been asked to host our University Dance Society's annual show in early February. Sounds like fun ( Read more... )

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I JUST DELETED ONE AND A HALF HOURS OF WORK AND NOW HAVE TO WRITE 5000 WORDS ON A PAPER DUE IN LATER TODAY

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM EXPRESSING MY RAGE IN TEXT

I WISH I LIKED EMO RIGHT NOW

Christmas was the shit this year. I got plenty of cool clothes and other things that make me awesome IE ZUTONS! and a fake Tag Heure watch, because real ones are for poseurs ( Read more... )

My brother, ten minutes ago:

"You can always tell which gifts are from Adam, because they're the ones that seem to have been wrapped by a chimp. With missing fingers."

I'm gonna try and ease myself back into LJ. I've been on quite a long hiatus and I feel like I haven't had the time to update.

But now it's Christmas vacation! And to celebrate I fell over drunk last night and chipped my toilet with my head.

How's everyone doing? I see a ton of people have left LJ. Get in touch.

Shamananananananama!

Seriously, that word totally sums up how 5 Boroughs makes me feel.

Shimmy, bitch!

My head is so fucked up right now. Damn you, Mr. Jose Cuervo, and fuck you, Reverend Jack Daniels ( Read more... )

Woah! Adam's back ( Read more... )