I'm not sure which is more amusing... the fact that the Canadian dollar is worth more than the US dollar or that I obtained that information from a webcomic.

Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Discuss.

One thing that always makes me happy are sex toy websites [or any sex-related site, for that matter] with a sense of humour.

I was looking at nipple haloes at Wild In Secret, when one of the ads below the product description caught my eye.

"VIXSKIN: BANDIT

stick 'em up!

find this in: dildos & harnessesPersonally, I couldn't think of a better ( Read more... )

Not sure how I kept forgetting to post this....

Oh, well! The hilarity isn't diminished one bit.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or " ( Read more... )

Snarked from fadingmemories. ^_~

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

~ Robert De Niro

You know your mother loves you when she calls to make sure that you didn't fall into the lake.

Tonight I created something even more astonishingly delicious than usual to accent my delectable dinner of black bean veggie burger quesadillas....

( peach / banana pepper / chipotle salsa )

Tonight, after dinner, my cousin Jason saw a red squirrel outside.. I dunno, I would imagine on a tree or something. Apparently they are not only uncommon in this part of Michigan, but they are considered vermin according to my grandfather. They will chew holes and live in the roof of your house! Against my gramma's verbal warning, he told my ( Read more... )

My favourite colour is the same as Marie Antoinette's.


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canface: what's funny is than in every major war involving europe, belgium always gets stomped on
ME: they're in the middle
ME: and will bend over for just about anyone
ME: they're worse than the french
ME: at least teh french make good pastries
canface: france now is like the misfits after danzig left
canface: no matter what, they'll [never] be as good as they were ( Read more... )

This morning I commenced the usual routine of alarm.. dismiss.. alarm.. dismiss.. alarm.. grr, fine I'll drag my carcass out of bed and shamble downstairs to brew the elixir of life [aka: coffee]. When I reached the bottom of the stairs I was greeted with a charming spectacle that took a minute or two for my groggy brain to decipher. Item One: ( Read more... )