Level 3 (Phone)

[abravelikehero]

HELP! HELP ME! I'm trapped inside with a homicidal dead bird! It's trying to kill me!

[There's a pause, and then a startled gasp, his tone of voice is frantic and whiny and he might be crying.]

Don't hurt my comics! Please! I haven't read some of those yet! Please don't kill me, I'm too young to die!

Comments

[ate_it_all]

[Taking care not to touch her turkey yet, Conchita's started in on all the other food and is just. Watchin' this serenely. Now that's entertainment!]

[abravelikehero]

[It truly is amazing to watch a young man be terrified by a cooked reanimated bird.

Currently he was pressed against a corner of the dining room as if he was in some kind of mortal danger. He simply was worried the turkey was somehow a higher level than him and one hit might do him away.]

Wh-what are you doing? Please help!

[ate_it_all]

Oh, don't be ridiculous. It's still a roast turkey, is it not?

[giggle.]

[abravelikehero]

B-but it might be level 100 and one hit kill me! The way I am now, even level five could probably do it, or level two, I don't have any equipment!

[In the middle of talking, the turkey jumps and lunges at Almaz, he tries to defend by flailing, luckily for him he manages to hit the turkey sending it flying across the room and smacking into the wall. It slowly slides down leaving a grease stain, and sits on the floor unmoving.]

D-did I kill it...?

[withsparkles]

How old are you?

[abravelikehero]

Is that like the standard question here...?

Eighteen... why? Does it have to do with the zombie bird trying to kill me?

[withsparkles]

You should try to ride it! I'm sure Australia would say the same!

[abravelikehero]

Why would I do that? I want to stay as far away from it as possible.