Level 3 (Phone)

[abravelikehero]

HELP! HELP ME! I'm trapped inside with a homicidal dead bird! It's trying to kill me!

[There's a pause, and then a startled gasp, his tone of voice is frantic and whiny and he might be crying.]

Don't hurt my comics! Please! I haven't read some of those yet! Please don't kill me, I'm too young to die!