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Can you kill me/tear my heart out/disrupt my breathing patterns for life ANY MORE THAN THIS?

NO. I THOUGHT NOT.

THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY. FUCKING FUCK.

Fucking hell.

Please be troll? Troll. Doesn't stop me from cringing though.
(But still, NSFW/anybody sane)

I bought gum today and put it in my bag, and the smell of artificial blueberry has permeated everything in there. It's so bizarre.

Chewing gum makes me thirsty. I'd've thought it would have the opposite effect. I don't know if anyone else finds that?

Came home late tonight after going to a concert. Wasn't really in the mood for it, which made the ( Read more... )

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THIS IS NOT A VAGINA.

It's two brackets within two brackets called a VULVA.

Vagina == Birth canal.
Vagina =/= A term meaning 'outer female genitalia'.

Vulva == A term meaning 'outer female genitalia'.

No wonder you're still COMPLETELY CLUELESS/CONFUSED about female sexuality.
Now grow a clit* and get it right.

* You know, this thing here. --> {(')} ( Read more... )

I was just heading to the downstairs bathroom at the music school when I bumped straight into a friend I hadn't seen for a few weeks at the top of the stairs.

Of course, our reaction when we saw each other was this:

Me: *points* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Him: ( Read more... )

Somehow, tonight, I managed to cook tuna pasta with a lemon/creamy sauce, plus added sauté mushrooms, successfully, whilst inebriated, without destroying my home.

You have to agree that that is quite incredible.

I mean, come on. This is me I'm talking about.

So this is fucking awesome:

( Phallic Object attatched to clothed woman warning? )

1. Metlink...Dudes...please, PLEASE, if you're going to train your drivers, don't put them on a bus route that needs to carry students to their classes on time.

Plus, most of us don't like standing around on the pavement for half an hour.

2. Guys with long hair.

Just...guys with long hair.
Thanks for sitting in the seat right in front of me.

My ( Read more... )

ONE WEEK INTO THE TERM:

I'm gonna fail this Music Programming course.

Yeah.
This is totally what I mean when I say that I have ideas but...they don't happen...

Basically I'm a fucking moron.
I do NOT understand my lack of motivation/esteem. Sometimes I REALLY feel like I need professional help.
Except I have parents who insist that it's all in my own ( Read more... )

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh, why, why, why, why why why why whyyyyy am I so exhausted today?

There's no good reason!

Um...so I'm really not looking forward to trying to get my head around the shit for this programming assignment.

I'll see how I go...I may not go to barbershop tonight...(But I'll for some reason still make it to the Abortion group. Ehehe, ( Read more... )