When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.
Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax - for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.
Oh lordy that is fantastic. Tampons are 'really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises'. I'll never be able to use one again. Well, that was good for a laugh.
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Baaaaahahahahahahaha
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Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax - for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.
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Lol I think I was just too tired to find that amusing.
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Tampons are 'really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises'. I'll never be able to use one again.
Well, that was good for a laugh.
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