"It's time for the red man to get ahead, man!"

Easily the best moment of the whole inauguration process. Represent.

...homelessness is just mandatory camping.

"Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought."

Apt.

"OMG HI HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER!?!?!?"
"I fell off my skateboard and all my friends moved away."

Lol. Shit.

Here you see me in a bulldozer bucket on the marketplace (photo via Willa[discofabulous]).
This is my life.


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Get learned, mothafuckas.


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"I don't care about the retarded pilgrims who didn't know how to plant things and needed the Indians' help."

Represent.

As per usual, Thanksgiving jokes shared with my cousins yielded some grade A racial slurs.

Thanks for the smallpox blankets. Enjoy your mashed potatoes and stuffing and cranberry sauce, fuckers.

it's B.Y.O.F.C.C.

bring your own fuckin' candy corn. 

Today I misjudged a turn and found myself leaving the comfort of my longboard for the far less luxiurious lodgings the pavement had to offer, while going at a spectacular speed at the exact center of campus when it was filled with dude brahs. I removed about 80% of the skin from my (obviously cursed) right kneecap and completely mangled my favorite ( Read more... )