Today.
Today I misjudged a turn and found myself leaving the comfort of my longboard for the far less luxiurious lodgings the pavement had to offer, while going at a spectacular speed at the exact center of campus when it was filled with dude brahs. I removed about 80% of the skin from my (obviously cursed) right kneecap and completely mangled my favorite pair of jeans, which I am currently in the process of turning into ultra-reinforced supra-pants with the aid of my rudimentary sewing skills, along with those iron-on denim-esque patches and my snowboard-wax-encrusted iron, which I also managed to horrifically burn myself on. (I resisted purchasing the patches with bandana, horseshoe, and cowboy prints on them, does this make me and my pants more or less cool?)
Today I also bought some Juicy Juice juice boxes, because they're good for me. I mean dude they're 100 percent juice. So I guess things are looking up.
Today I also bought some Juicy Juice juice boxes, because they're good for me. I mean dude they're 100 percent juice. So I guess things are looking up.