001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

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[hatespolitics]

[Soft laughter. Ashley clicks the reply button, still smirking.] You really have a way with words, you know that?

[nodaisybell]

[Another familiar face! And thank god, because this freezer thing kind of sucks.]

Must be why I'm so great at making friends.

So is this another space-time thing, or am I actually dead this time around?

[hatespolitics]

That could be the reason, yeah.

I don't remember ever dying, so I couldn't tell you for sure, but I think it's just another space-time thing. [Pause.] Tell me what it says on your toe-tag.

[nodaisybell]

[Some rustling, grunting and an eventual sigh as he gives up.]

No can do, Chief. I'm not that flexible.

voice;

[dontfuckwith]

This place certainly has a soft spot for your crew.

voice;

[nodaisybell]

Yeah, I've gotten that before. Setting was a little different, though.

[Yeah, he remembers seeing you on the datapads back in Star Wars land.]

Aria, right?

[dontfuckwith]

And you're the Normandy's pilot.

[She's silent for a moment.]

Something like this has happened to you before?

[nodaisybell]

Jeff. Or Joker, I don't really care either way.

Yeah. I guess you remembering would be asking too much.

[Le sigh.]

Someone named Revan was responsible last time. Apparently mind tricks aren't the only thing jedi have up their sleeves. Anyway, he brought us there to fight a war he started. Wasn't exactly good at enforcing it, though.

video;

[shimmerly]

You have a really nice friend there. [No you don't.]

audio; because nudity lol

[nodaisybell]

[That gets a snort out of him.]

She's all right except for when she's not, but you get used to it pretty fast.

audio; fuck i swear that said voice when i typed it :|

[shimmerly]

You're not making a very convincing case...

audio; it's cool <33

[nodaisybell]

I could draw a pie chart, but it's a little cramped in here.

[thatwasawesome]

video;

[Jack? She turns the video on for this]

Hey asshole, you know who I am?

[WELL, at least this will be short.]

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Squuuuinting at you. ]

Look, chick, I can't remember every face I punch or make out with, you're going to have to give me more than that.

[thatwasawesome]

...whatever. The alcohol is free here anyway.

[HANGS UP ON YOU.]

[hellodeadpeople]

[ GUESS WHAT, SON? CALLING YOU RIGHT THE FUCK BACK. ]

Rude? Seriously, who the shit are you?

[likethewayiam]

audio;

... you shouldn't leave him there.

[P.S.: Why are the Mass Effect people talking about Star Wars planets.

No love,

Simon's exploded brain.]

[nodaisybell]

Pretty sure I can handle this myself, dude.

[BECAUSE WE'RE ALL UP IN YOUR SPACES, MESSIN' THINGS UP.]

[likethewayiam]

If you say so.

[wtf]

[nodaisybell]

And I do. I know that whole 'gimpy' thing just got broadcasted to everyone in the Twilight Zone but I don't need someone championing me.

[It's spaceception!]