001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

Comments

video;

[shimmerly]

You have a really nice friend there. [No you don't.]

audio; because nudity lol

[nodaisybell]

[That gets a snort out of him.]

She's all right except for when she's not, but you get used to it pretty fast.

audio; fuck i swear that said voice when i typed it :|

[shimmerly]

You're not making a very convincing case...

audio; it's cool <33

[nodaisybell]

I could draw a pie chart, but it's a little cramped in here.

[shimmerly]

Maybe leave the statistics for another time. Do you need help?

[nodaisybell]

No, the gimp is perfectly capable of handling things on his own, thanks.

[shimmerly]

I'm sorry? [She's insulted him, hasn't she? ;A;]

[nodaisybell]

That's why you're asking, right? [He's just being a jerk! He'll get over it. ;;]

[shimmerly]

I'm asking because you're locked in a freezer.

[nodaisybell]

Lucky me, I pulled an Houdini and escaped.

Guess you've got no more reason to talk to me, so run along and play good samaritan somewhere else.

[shimmerly]

Oh. [God, why are people so rude? You try to help them and they act like little bitches.] Are you always like this?

[nodaisybell]

Surly about people I don't know assuming I need help?

Gee, I wonder.

[shimmerly]

You were locked in a freezer. Most people would assume someone would need help getting out of there instead of being trapped. I'm sorry if my offer bothered you.

[nodaisybell]

Save it for the next poor sap stuck in a freezer, kid.

I can manage on my own.

[shimmerly]

Fine. [BC ;A;

SHE'S JUST GOING TO HANG UP. YOU'LL SEE.] Maybe next time you should try to be less rude to people who are honestly trying to help.

[Okay, now she'll hang up.]

[hellodeadpeople]

audio forever;

Best friend he has. [ such a charming, creepy smile ]