001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

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[fortheoptics]

audio;

[She's not laughing. Honest, she's not. It does occur to her that she didn't even know these two had exchanged more than a few words, though.]

Do--[Not laughing.] Do you need some help there, Joker?

[hellodeadpeople]

Nah, I got this. [ Leaning up against the freezer door. Examining nails. Giving no fucks. Not that you see it because I can totally read audio, deeerp ] Don't you worry your plastic little head.

[fortheoptics]

[Plastic... little... head. She can't say she's heard that one before, but coming from a crew member and not some random person who just can't stand quarians, it's oddly funny. And yes, now she is totally laughing.]

It's a good thing we have you looking out for Joker's safety. You can't take your eye off him for a second.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Looking out for... Joker's safety. Yeaaah. That's what she does. ]

Troublesome little fuck, isn't he? Least he's slow, so if he starts trying to run off, I can just peg him with something before he gets too far.

[missedtwoyears]

[Audio]

Has everyone been taking vacations to strange, alternate-reality planets while I wasn't looking?

[Beat.]

Do you need a hand, or are you full up on rescuers?

[hellodeadpeople]

Yeah, we set up a goddamn summer home, right after the apartment bombings and bioterror.

[ She knows that voice. Seems a little... different, but she knows it ]

Shepard, you been smoking something weird? You were there for that.

[missedtwoyears]

Sounds like our kind of place.

[It's just a little bit wry.

The pause that follows is the equivalent of a mental sigh.]

Wasn't me. I've barely heard of the place.

[hellodeadpeople]

...You kidding me? Revan memory wiped you? Fucking perfect... The dipshit pilot remembers but not our freaking galaxy-savior. Awesome.

[ Just wait til she sees you and figures out your first name isn't Alice :'| ]

[salarian_savant]

[Video /late forever]

What is 'Coruscant'? Not documented within Citadel space. Also, suggest caution. Medical supplies limited. Only primitive medication on hand.

[hellodeadpeople]

<3 never late

You been smoking some of my stash, Salarian? Coruscant. City planet run by bearded dudes in bath robes? You were there.

[salarian_savant]

Mistaken. Absolutely certain have never been to Coruscant. Would remember.

[nodaisybell]

Yo, Mordin.

[Ah, memory lapse time. This is awkward.]

It's not documented mostly because it's fictional, but that's a whole pop culture disaster waiting to happen. And yeah, I kinda got the picture with the lack of hospital staff running around.