001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

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[justabitoffun]

[Excuse him while he laughs his ass off. Now this is entertainment.]

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[nodaisybell]

[He'd be laughing too, if the situation was reversed!

Unfortunately it isn't and he's sort of screwed right now.]

Yeah, this is really hysterical.

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[justabitoffun]

Verily.

[Wait, nope yep, still laughing.]

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[nodaisybell]

[He's waiting pretty patiently all things considered, though the sarcasm in his voice?

Isn't exactly going away.]

Keep going, dude. You and I might even run out of oxygen at the same time.

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[hardheading]

[Not even trying to hide his amusement. You walked into that one, bro] Need a hand, Joker?

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[nodaisybell]

[AUDIBLE RELIEF. Okay, so Kaidan is laughing at him but that's not terribly new so w/e, w/e.]

Yeah, you could say that, dude.

Just so I know what kind of mess I'm in for future reference this time, but uh. What exactly's going on?

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[hardheading]

I'm on my way. I'm guessing you probably need some clothes, too?

[a sigh] Well for starters, we're not on Coruscant anymore. We're not even in that universe. And the woman who just replied to you? That's Revan.

This place is a city called Abax. There's a couple of us from Coruscant - Ash is here as well - and then there's a few more people from our world. Or, well - versions of our world. You know how it goes. [a pause] John Shepard, and Jane Shepard. [no Alice 8|] The former is the same Shepard from Ash's world.

Oh, and you're stuck in a morgue right now. [MOST HELPFUL]

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[destroystosave]

[In the most pleasant tone of ALL TIME:]

I'm afraid I haven't suffered amnesia again and can introduce myself, doppelganger, but I appreciate the energy it took for you to steal my thunder.

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[destroystosave]

[All the chuckling forever.] Seems she doesn't want to help you.

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[nodaisybell]

[More laughing and joking from the peanut gallery!

But hey, that's cool, he'd be laughing if the situation was reversed, too.]

Yeah, I can't imagine why. I'm obviously the most charming man alive.

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[destroystosave]

[It's a funny situation.]

Oh, yes. I can feel myself swooning at your dulcet tones already.

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[nodaisybell]

At least you're admitting it.

[Side eyeing so hard.]

You were a whole lot more masculine, last I saw of you.

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[hellodeadpeople]

[ OH LOOK. THE FOOTSTEPS HAVE HALTED. In the most sugary of voices ever: ]

Say pleaaaaase.

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[nodaisybell]

[Oh, balls.]

What? No!

[MOST INDIGNANT VOICE EVER.]

[hellodeadpeople]

action foreveeeeer;

[ Footsteps starting up again ]

Enjoy getting frostbite on your junk, then. Later.

[nodaisybell]

Wait- [Legit panic there because like hell is he staying in here. He's not claustrophobic by any means, but this is still fucking creepy.

He grits his teeth and lets out a sharp, agitated exhale.]

Fine. Pretty please with a cherry on damn top let me out of this thing.

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[herewegoto]

Just when things were flirting with getting boring.

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[nodaisybell]

[Oh, there's a voice he hasn't heard in a while.

He's all too eager to reply.]

Yeah, well. You know how we like to keep things interesting.

So Revan got you too?

[herewegoto]

One of your best features, Jeff. Only a shame EDI wasn't there to complete the set.

[Hm. Curious]

Revan's in on this?

[nodaisybell]

She'll show up eventually, just watch. And with any luck she'll have the Normandy with her this time.

Well, he was before. Something about space rifts and jedi politics and war. You know, the usual.