001 | voice

[nodaisybell]

[The video recorder clicks on but it seems that the owner is a little unfamiliar with the technology, not yet aware that he's even managed to turn his phone on. There isn't much going on as far as background noise; the rustling of those crappy paper robes, the occasional rattling of the metal tray this poor sap is lying on inside of the freezer,

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⇁ voice

[hardheading]

[Not even trying to hide his amusement. You walked into that one, bro] Need a hand, Joker?

⇁ voice

[nodaisybell]

[AUDIBLE RELIEF. Okay, so Kaidan is laughing at him but that's not terribly new so w/e, w/e.]

Yeah, you could say that, dude.

Just so I know what kind of mess I'm in for future reference this time, but uh. What exactly's going on?

⇁ voice

[hardheading]

I'm on my way. I'm guessing you probably need some clothes, too?

[a sigh] Well for starters, we're not on Coruscant anymore. We're not even in that universe. And the woman who just replied to you? That's Revan.

This place is a city called Abax. There's a couple of us from Coruscant - Ash is here as well - and then there's a few more people from our world. Or, well - versions of our world. You know how it goes. [a pause] John Shepard, and Jane Shepard. [no Alice 8|] The former is the same Shepard from Ash's world.

Oh, and you're stuck in a morgue right now. [MOST HELPFUL]

⇁ voice

[destroystosave]

[In the most pleasant tone of ALL TIME:]

I'm afraid I haven't suffered amnesia again and can introduce myself, doppelganger, but I appreciate the energy it took for you to steal my thunder.

[hardheading]

[MOST NEUTRAL TONE OF ALL TIME] Just filling a friend in on the situation.

[nodaisybell]

Making friends?

[hardheading]

[dry] Apparently I sound like someone she knows.

[nodaisybell]

I almost feel sorry for the guy.

[destroystosave]

You and me both.

[destroystosave]

Again, perfectly capable of telling people I'm not responsible for the multiversal kidnap of hundreds.

[hardheading]

I'm not going to refuse to give my friend a head's up on relevant information because it makes you uncomfortable, sorry.

[destroystosave]

It's cute you think you've made me uncomfortable.

[hardheading]

If I haven't, you do a good impression.

Look, it's probably for the best if we just avoid each other, all right?

[destroystosave]

That's me, good at impressions. I actually took a few lessons on it at the Temple when I was a kid. It's something the Jedi do pretty good, really.

You said my name, kid.

⇁ voice

[nodaisybell]

Probably, unless there's a nearby droid handy that I can break my hand at.

And let me guess. She's responsible for the uncomfortable nudity and me being trapped in a freezer.

[He shuts up for a moment, let's all that information sink in. Oh, cool. Except not really because this displacement thing is getting pretty old and there's a matter of the Shepard he knows not being here.]

How many versions we talking? Because I remember the guy thing and I'm pretty sure even the other female version sounds familiar at this point.

[Lol Kaidan.] Yeah, thanks for that. Couldn't have figured that out alone, me being in the freezer and all.

[hardheading]

voice;

No droids here, and half the normal tech is out of date and doesn't work properly, anyway. As for Revan, she's claiming not to know anything about kidnapping. Or at least, that's what I gathered, she won't talk to me. [eye roll]

Only two, so far. No sign of A-- [no that's weird, using her first name, even to Joker] No sign of ours.

[a chuckle] I do what I can.