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It's that time again!
*drags out the aluminum pole*
("...very high strength-to-weight ratio.")
And so begins the legend of Festivus!
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son.
I reached for the last one they had. But so did another man.
As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way!"
"What happened to the doll?"
"It was destroyed ( Read more... ) -
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AaronBSam's Daily Twitter Post
- 02:06 @ BeenaMandarina Ah, drinking and Clarke's. What a classic combo! #
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