The ever so genius money saving decision to not use my heat this winter sucks. Like bad. Yesterday I spent in a vomiting hangover despair and while that in and of itself is a dismal state of affairs, add on the fact that I couldn't get warm to save my life and what you have created is a miserable depressing situation ( Read more... )

So assuming I am mayor of Hangoverville does that mean I get to wear a top hat and sash like Mayor McCheese? I sure hope so, because he a sassy ass mother fucker with a burger for a head. Not that I would want a burger for a head, just the sash and top hat. But I guess they would look out of place without beef and buns. Hm. I must ponder this at ( Read more... )

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I am going to kill a mother fucker. and not in the threatening kind of way but in an actual kind of way. like i will take the paper cutter and carefully slice off their hand and their big toe (i dont know why it just seemed appropriate) and watch them bleed to death. hell i might even collect their lifes blood as it drains out of their bodies and ( Read more... )

There is a topic that i feel i must expound upon due to the overwhelming threat to the people of the world today. This threat is of course that of the rogue deer who are systematically beginning to take over the rural and even suburban areas of north america. Do not be fooled by those "doe" eyes. Do not be fooled by the grace and beauty. These ( Read more... )

so last night on the news they were showing the mugshot of this suspected serial killer from north carolina and he was a trucker and is said to have killed all these people across the country including a north carolina law enforcement offical and he had blood on the corners of his mouth in the mug shot and instead of being appalled i thought "cool ( Read more... )

The Thanksgiving StoryAs Dramatically told by : Kim Gross ( Read more... )

you're all full of shit.

MARCH 31ST - NATIONAL GET KIM FUCKED UP DAY.

it is everyones patriotic cuty to aid in getting me as obliterated as possible tonight. call my ass. seriously.

fuck.

yea.
what a week.
sigh.