My internet has been off for a good long while, a needed break. But school has started, so it has to go back on. This semester is sure to be a crazy one: I am finishing up my gen eds (religion), and diving into my subject courses with inferential methods (applied statistics, I think? Something like that), which is sure to be a pain in my ass, plus ( Read more... )

I went down to the university library to print out my resume so I can start applying for a second job, but I couldn't find a computer because everyone was on Facebook.

le sigh

Today I took a fantastic spill off my bike--meant to hop onto the curb but took it at the wrong angle and my tires skid along the curb while I was ejected out onto the sidewalk, which was miraculously clear (another foot and I would have smashed my teeth on someone's cement stoop). Luckily I was able to keep my face off the ground and didn't even ( Read more... )

Aren't you just sick of using the same words over and over again? Would you like to impress and befuddle your friends and acquaintances with current slang? Well, worry no more! With my comprehensive guide to Philadelphia slang, you will be hanging out at the corner store in your pajamas in no time!

Let's start with the most basic unit of slang: jawn ( Read more... )

Winter is the season of vivid dreams! I slept too long today and dreamed a horrible dream about Nazi Germany ( Read more... )

If I get burgled and need an incident report, I have to pay $28 to get it? Didn't I just get burgled? Dang!

Now off to get my PA residency. Which also is $28.

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hello you all

Last weekend A and his friends picked me up at my place and we went to D.C. for that Jon Stewart rally. We stopped in Maryland and there was a McRib to be had. The rally was nice, but you couldn't hear much. Afterwards we got to drag the friends around D.C. which is just payment for all the times we have sat in their house watching ( Read more... )

I CAN GET FOOD STAMPS BECAUSE I GO TO SCHOOL FULL-TIME AND WORK MORE THAN 20 HOURS A WEEK

omg my life just got a lot better

In my fridge right now ( Read more... )