IC Chat!
05:17:58 [Allison]: Yes. It is quiet.
05:18:06 [Apostle]: Allison.
05:18:51 [Allison]: Yes.
05:19:22 [Apostle]: Nevermind.
05:19:29 [Apostle]: Fewer people tonight.
05:19:30 [catface]: ...?
05:19:51 [Allison]: Hello.
05:20:22 [catface]: Hi.
05:20:31 [catface]: Jeez, where'd people go, anyhow?
05:20:44 [Apostle]: Hey.
05:20:53 [Apostle]: No idea! This is only my second time in here.
05:21:00 [Allison]: There's an opera tonight, and it's Easter weekend.
05:21:19 [Apostle]: Oh, yeah, Easter. And opera.
05:21:38 [catface]: Oh.
05:21:39 [catface]: Oh yeah.
05:21:40 [catface]: Shit.
05:21:55 [catface]: Clearly, my Catholic has lapsed.
05:21:57 [Allison]: I don't have any eggs.
05:22:00 [Allison]: Or chocolate rabbits.
05:22:51 [Apostle]: You could get some. That sort of thing goes on sale come Monday.
05:23:33 [catface]: I am totally looking forward to the annual post-Easter chocolate sale.
05:24:01 [Allison]: Yes. It does go on sale come Monday. But Easter is tomorrow.
05:24:14 [Apostle]: Do you want chocolate for tomorrow?
05:25:44 [Allison]: You're right next to me.
05:26:05 [Apostle]: Yeah, I know that.
05:26:08 [catface]: ...I see we are playing laptop battleship.
05:26:23 [Apostle]: There's two, actually, but yeah. Something like that.
05:26:40 [Allison]: That is laptop battleship.
05:26:47 [Allison]: Two laptops.
05:27:09 [Apostle]: Oh.
05:27:44 [Allison]: Because that's how you play battleship.
05:27:45 [Allison]: Right?
05:28:18 [Apostle]: I've never played
05:28:35 [catface]: How can you go through life without playing Battleship?
05:28:44 [Apostle]: Somehow I've managed.
05:29:05 [catface]: That might be criminal.
05:29:07 [catface]: I'm not sure.
05:30:06 [Apostle]: Hope not!
05:31:22 [Allison]: No, it's not criminal.
05:33:24 [Allison]: Are you a cat?
05:37:45 [catface]: ...Sometimes.
05:38:01 [Allison]: And sometimes you aren't?
05:38:18 [catface]: ......yes.
05:38:30 [Apostle]: Must be an interesting life.
05:38:40 [catface]: I try.
05:40:38 [Apostle]: So what brings you to the wonderful world of the internet on a Saturday night?
05:41:09 [catface]: Too rowdy a week. Thought I'd keep my head down tonight.
05:41:13 [catface]: Yourself?
05:42:02 [Apostle]: Bored. Multitasking.
05:42:53 [Allison]: I finished my task and I don't have anything else to do.
05:44:01 [catface]: .....Are you an actual person, or are you a robot?
05:44:26 [catface]: I mean, I've seen weirder things than IRC programs.
05:44:33 [catface]: But no one talks like that.
05:45:00 [Apostle]: No, it's...just the way she talks.
05:45:11 [Allison]: I'm not a machine.
05:45:19 [Allison]: I talk like that.
05:45:30 [catface]: I didn't mean to offend, it just. Threw me a little.
05:46:04 [Allison]: I have a plate in my head. I'm not a machine.
05:46:16 [catface]: ......
05:46:22 [catface]: .....aaaaand now I'm an asshole.
05:47:09 [Apostle]: No, no. It's fine
05:48:46 [Allison]: I'm not offended. It's okay.
05:48:57 [catface]: Well, as long as you're not offended.
05:49:10 [catface]: I am going to have more of this Bordeaux, I think.
05:51:21 [Allison]: Okay.
05:51:58 [catface]: It makes the world make more sense.
05:52:16 [Apostle]: Are we talking about wine or chocolate?
05:52:58 [catface]: Wine.
05:53:45 [Apostle]: Ahh.
05:54:40 [catface]: I am a fan.
05:55:17 [Apostle]: Can't say I've ever had any of that, either.
05:55:19 [Allison]: I'm not supposed to drink.
05:56:36 [catface]: Have you had tea? Cigarettes? Milk? How about cookies?
05:57:17 [Apostle]: I've had all of those things. Just not alcohol or board games called battleship.
05:57:40 [Allison]: You shouldn't smoke.
05:57:40 [catface]: Well, that's good, then.
05:58:03 [catface]: I do a lot of things I probably shouldn't.
05:59:37 [Allison]: He shouldn't smoke.
05:59:41 [Allison]: I meant to say.
05:59:59 [Apostle]: It's not the best of habits, yeah.
06:01:50 [Allison]: What else do you do? Catface, I mean.
06:02:43 [catface]: Oh you know. A bit of this, a bit of that. I get by.
06:03:49 [Apostle]: Are you native to Gotham?
06:04:24 [catface]: I am, at that.
06:04:47 [Allison]: We aren't.
06:04:57 [catface]: It's a rough town
06:05:40 [Allison]: Yes. The train breaks.
06:06:17 [Apostle]: That's just one of the issues.
06:06:56 [Allison]: The white male with facial scars and the white male that hides the left side of his face. Right?
06:07:23 [Apostle]: I think that's actually the same person.
06:07:31 [Apostle]: But yeah, he's another issue.
06:07:44 [catface]: I'm pretty sure they're different people.
06:07:51 [Allison]: No, they're not the same person.
06:08:29 [Allison]: the white male with facial scars broke the train.
06:08:39 [Allison]: I don't know what the other one did
06:08:39 [Apostle]: ...Oh that guy.
06:08:42 [catface]: Now there's a scary motherfucker.
06:08:56 [Apostle]: The other one is killing people, apparently.
06:09:01 [catface]: Harvey's one thing. That guy's a whole other kettle of fish.
06:09:07 [Allison]: Maybe he's protecting someone.
06:09:37 [Allison]: Harvey?
06:09:38 [catface]: Harvey or the clown?
06:09:44 [catface]: goddamned clown.
06:09:45 [Allison]: Harvey.
06:09:54 [Allison]: Is he protecting someone?
06:10:00 [Apostle]: So you think Harvey is protecting someone?
06:10:26 [catface]: Far be it from me to speculate on the motives of madmen.
06:10:28 [Allison]: I'm *asking*.
06:10:49 [Apostle]: I don't think any of us know.
06:11:15 [Allison]: Harvey knows.
06:11:34 [Apostle]: I don't think he's in here.
06:11:51 [Allison]: No. He would probably say so.
06:12:01 [Allison]: Maybe he's crazy.
06:12:11 [Allison]: Batman is looking for him.
06:12:41 [catface]: Crazy is looking like a definite possibility.
06:12:52 [Apostle]: He broke out of Arkham so I'm pretty sure crazy is in there somewhere.
06:13:48 [Allison]: Okay.
05:18:06 [Apostle]: Allison.
05:18:51 [Allison]: Yes.
05:19:22 [Apostle]: Nevermind.
05:19:29 [Apostle]: Fewer people tonight.
05:19:30 [catface]: ...?
05:19:51 [Allison]: Hello.
05:20:22 [catface]: Hi.
05:20:31 [catface]: Jeez, where'd people go, anyhow?
05:20:44 [Apostle]: Hey.
05:20:53 [Apostle]: No idea! This is only my second time in here.
05:21:00 [Allison]: There's an opera tonight, and it's Easter weekend.
05:21:19 [Apostle]: Oh, yeah, Easter. And opera.
05:21:38 [catface]: Oh.
05:21:39 [catface]: Oh yeah.
05:21:40 [catface]: Shit.
05:21:55 [catface]: Clearly, my Catholic has lapsed.
05:21:57 [Allison]: I don't have any eggs.
05:22:00 [Allison]: Or chocolate rabbits.
05:22:51 [Apostle]: You could get some. That sort of thing goes on sale come Monday.
05:23:33 [catface]: I am totally looking forward to the annual post-Easter chocolate sale.
05:24:01 [Allison]: Yes. It does go on sale come Monday. But Easter is tomorrow.
05:24:14 [Apostle]: Do you want chocolate for tomorrow?
05:25:44 [Allison]: You're right next to me.
05:26:05 [Apostle]: Yeah, I know that.
05:26:08 [catface]: ...I see we are playing laptop battleship.
05:26:23 [Apostle]: There's two, actually, but yeah. Something like that.
05:26:40 [Allison]: That is laptop battleship.
05:26:47 [Allison]: Two laptops.
05:27:09 [Apostle]: Oh.
05:27:44 [Allison]: Because that's how you play battleship.
05:27:45 [Allison]: Right?
05:28:18 [Apostle]: I've never played
05:28:35 [catface]: How can you go through life without playing Battleship?
05:28:44 [Apostle]: Somehow I've managed.
05:29:05 [catface]: That might be criminal.
05:29:07 [catface]: I'm not sure.
05:30:06 [Apostle]: Hope not!
05:31:22 [Allison]: No, it's not criminal.
05:33:24 [Allison]: Are you a cat?
05:37:45 [catface]: ...Sometimes.
05:38:01 [Allison]: And sometimes you aren't?
05:38:18 [catface]: ......yes.
05:38:30 [Apostle]: Must be an interesting life.
05:38:40 [catface]: I try.
05:40:38 [Apostle]: So what brings you to the wonderful world of the internet on a Saturday night?
05:41:09 [catface]: Too rowdy a week. Thought I'd keep my head down tonight.
05:41:13 [catface]: Yourself?
05:42:02 [Apostle]: Bored. Multitasking.
05:42:53 [Allison]: I finished my task and I don't have anything else to do.
05:44:01 [catface]: .....Are you an actual person, or are you a robot?
05:44:26 [catface]: I mean, I've seen weirder things than IRC programs.
05:44:33 [catface]: But no one talks like that.
05:45:00 [Apostle]: No, it's...just the way she talks.
05:45:11 [Allison]: I'm not a machine.
05:45:19 [Allison]: I talk like that.
05:45:30 [catface]: I didn't mean to offend, it just. Threw me a little.
05:46:04 [Allison]: I have a plate in my head. I'm not a machine.
05:46:16 [catface]: ......
05:46:22 [catface]: .....aaaaand now I'm an asshole.
05:47:09 [Apostle]: No, no. It's fine
05:48:46 [Allison]: I'm not offended. It's okay.
05:48:57 [catface]: Well, as long as you're not offended.
05:49:10 [catface]: I am going to have more of this Bordeaux, I think.
05:51:21 [Allison]: Okay.
05:51:58 [catface]: It makes the world make more sense.
05:52:16 [Apostle]: Are we talking about wine or chocolate?
05:52:58 [catface]: Wine.
05:53:45 [Apostle]: Ahh.
05:54:40 [catface]: I am a fan.
05:55:17 [Apostle]: Can't say I've ever had any of that, either.
05:55:19 [Allison]: I'm not supposed to drink.
05:56:36 [catface]: Have you had tea? Cigarettes? Milk? How about cookies?
05:57:17 [Apostle]: I've had all of those things. Just not alcohol or board games called battleship.
05:57:40 [Allison]: You shouldn't smoke.
05:57:40 [catface]: Well, that's good, then.
05:58:03 [catface]: I do a lot of things I probably shouldn't.
05:59:37 [Allison]: He shouldn't smoke.
05:59:41 [Allison]: I meant to say.
05:59:59 [Apostle]: It's not the best of habits, yeah.
06:01:50 [Allison]: What else do you do? Catface, I mean.
06:02:43 [catface]: Oh you know. A bit of this, a bit of that. I get by.
06:03:49 [Apostle]: Are you native to Gotham?
06:04:24 [catface]: I am, at that.
06:04:47 [Allison]: We aren't.
06:04:57 [catface]: It's a rough town
06:05:40 [Allison]: Yes. The train breaks.
06:06:17 [Apostle]: That's just one of the issues.
06:06:56 [Allison]: The white male with facial scars and the white male that hides the left side of his face. Right?
06:07:23 [Apostle]: I think that's actually the same person.
06:07:31 [Apostle]: But yeah, he's another issue.
06:07:44 [catface]: I'm pretty sure they're different people.
06:07:51 [Allison]: No, they're not the same person.
06:08:29 [Allison]: the white male with facial scars broke the train.
06:08:39 [Allison]: I don't know what the other one did
06:08:39 [Apostle]: ...Oh that guy.
06:08:42 [catface]: Now there's a scary motherfucker.
06:08:56 [Apostle]: The other one is killing people, apparently.
06:09:01 [catface]: Harvey's one thing. That guy's a whole other kettle of fish.
06:09:07 [Allison]: Maybe he's protecting someone.
06:09:37 [Allison]: Harvey?
06:09:38 [catface]: Harvey or the clown?
06:09:44 [catface]: goddamned clown.
06:09:45 [Allison]: Harvey.
06:09:54 [Allison]: Is he protecting someone?
06:10:00 [Apostle]: So you think Harvey is protecting someone?
06:10:26 [catface]: Far be it from me to speculate on the motives of madmen.
06:10:28 [Allison]: I'm *asking*.
06:10:49 [Apostle]: I don't think any of us know.
06:11:15 [Allison]: Harvey knows.
06:11:34 [Apostle]: I don't think he's in here.
06:11:51 [Allison]: No. He would probably say so.
06:12:01 [Allison]: Maybe he's crazy.
06:12:11 [Allison]: Batman is looking for him.
06:12:41 [catface]: Crazy is looking like a definite possibility.
06:12:52 [Apostle]: He broke out of Arkham so I'm pretty sure crazy is in there somewhere.
06:13:48 [Allison]: Okay.