( These two will never have a normal conversation with anyone else ever )

"Oh, come on!"

Sometimes, the trials and tribulations of Gotham are just as mundane as those in any other big city. Traffic jams. Garbage strikes. A truck full of barrels of God only knows what kind of industrial waste, overturned in Midtown, on 18th Street near East City Park. Sucks to be someone who drives to and from work, doesn't it? Hell ( Read more... )

( Before )

A night on the town, for Catwoman, might deviate from the usual definition.

She's been a busy kitty for the last few months, working on commission-- bless Eddie and his little black book. Business has taken off in a huge way. All the local jobs aside, there's been a few out-of-town gigs, and that one odd job for Harvey. (Not that he'd tell her what ( Read more... )

There are definitely parts of the city to be avoided as the afternoon winds down, and evening approaches.  Not everywhere in Gotham is the Narrows, however.  This is a nice little park in one of the richer neighborhoods.  It's not very crowded on account of it being a colder Monday evening, and a bit out of the way ( Read more... )

Between one thing and the other, Selina Kyle's been a very busy girl indeed. Work is more abundant than she had any right to expect, and Eddie's contacts have bloomed more contacts and all of a sudden her services have been in high demand. It's been almost a week since she's seen the sun-- if it weren't for Sunday coffee with Joan, she'd never get ( Read more... )

( For your safety, your call may be recorded... )

Somehow, her mind just works better when she's listening to Daniel Johnston.

At about ten o' clock on Sunday morning she rolls out of bed, starts some coffee, and plunks down to look at the old blueprints of the Gotham Museum of Art. Assuming that they haven't moved the permanent collection since she's been out of town, this shouldn't be too hard. ( Read more... )

About seven minutes before the big countdown, many thousands of people, both physically in attendance and watching from the safety of their living rooms, shall witness the dapperly dressed mayor approaching the main podium, positioned close to the massive digital display. Leaning in to the cluster of microphones, he announces a very special message ( Read more... )

Confetti, glowsticks, free hot chocolate for all the kiddies, and an awful lot of boys in blue -- it's New Year's Eve in Gotham City. This year, as with most other years, the main festivities are being held at Merchant's Square. Neatly affixed to one of the taller buildings, there's a giant, video screen and throughout the evening there will be ( Read more... )