LOLcat Diet

[a_lil_spaz]

(quoted from here)

1. If it is not completely OMNOMNOM but you eat it anyway because it’s there … stop. It’s empty calories and you’re not enjoying it.
2. Yes, you can has cheezburger but no more than once a week.
3. You has a herb.
4. Sometimes the best sandwich is an invisible one.

Also I just heard today of another ridiculous diet: The Lemonade Diet. Gosh. Used

Comments

[umbreons_shadow]

"What you can eat through a straw" diet is my favorite.

[microcutts]

I heard somebody blended lasagne, steak and all that yummy stuff and tried sucking it through a straw. Hmm.

[chefkvetch]

A great way to start a diet is one day fasting, to jump start weight loss. But it isn't a diet in itself, you see! *slaps gently* No starving! *wags finger* Besides, your body will kick into starvation mode and then you really won't lose.
Womenshealthmag.com is a great place for suggestions and motivation.

[pastbad]

I saw this book called "Skinny Bitches" on sale at the bookstore on sale and now I'm regretting not getting it (I think it was some kind of anorexia guide XD). I'm always trying to lose weight too... I still don't feel any different though and it sucks.

[pastbad]

Oh, it's just called "Skinny Bitch" :P