LOLcat Diet

[a_lil_spaz]

(quoted from here)

1. If it is not completely OMNOMNOM but you eat it anyway because it’s there … stop. It’s empty calories and you’re not enjoying it.
2. Yes, you can has cheezburger but no more than once a week.
3. You has a herb.
4. Sometimes the best sandwich is an invisible one.

Also I just heard today of another ridiculous diet: The Lemonade Diet. Gosh. Used to lose a pound a day apparently. WHAAA?

Do not wish to fall pray to the desperation or insanity that is starvation.