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The Sovereign Nation of Tagliarini has Coffee Riots?
A nationwide coffee chain has informed you that it will close for one day due to "Training". The coffee chain has a rabid following and you have been informed that there may be riots.
Do you:- Negotiate with the coffee chain to stagger the store closures to minimize the emotional trauma?
- Given the negative health effects of coffee you should take the ( Read more... )
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Not Knowing CSI Has No Secret Agents
Kid #1, sharing iPod with kid #2: Hey, it's the CSI song!
Kid #2: (laughs) Yeah.
Kid #1: It's like we're secret agents!
Kid #2: (laughs) No.
Kid #1: Yeah! It is.
Kid #2: No... It's like, we're stoners on the subway listening to The Who.
--F Train
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LOLcat Diet
(quoted from here)- If it is not completely OMNOMNOM but you eat it anyway because it’s there … stop. It’s empty calories and you’re not enjoying it.
- Yes, you can has cheezburger but no more than once a week.
- You has a herb.
- Sometimes the best sandwich is an invisible one.
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Overheard and More
Not Having to Think Frees Up a Lot of Time for Watching Reality TV
Dude with clipboard to couple passing by: Excuse me, you two! Sign this! It's your independent right as an American.
Guy: No, thanks. I hate rights.
Chick: Yeah, just being told what to do rocks.
Guy: Conforming is sweet.
--Bleecker St
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