Who: Accelerator Yori Kihara and Overlord Jack Noir
When: Friday
Where: A hallway.
Summary: Jack forces Yori/Accelerator to be his vassal.
Rating: PG-13 I guess
Warnings: Accelerator's mouth, Jack and Accel fighting over who gets to be the main character, Gingey spamming the log comm

( WE DON'T NEED FEELINGS EITHER )

Who: Jade and Jack
When: Sunday
Where: Jack's room (34-D)
Summary: Let's talk about MURDERS!
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Teaching little girls how to kill people, and probably terrible puns

( TO DEFEAT... INTERNS )

Who: Everyone
When: All of Off Week
Where: Everywhere
Summary: Upon Reset, Snowman has been appearing and disappearing all over the Facility. She hasn't entered rooms, but she's decked the halls with mistletoe. Cafeterias, Rec Room, Biodome, Hallways, Common Rooms in Suites, etc. Everywhere is affected but the rooms. The mistletoe causes people to ( Read more... )

Who: Jade Harley and EVERYONE
When: Wednesday onwards!
Where: Rec Room
Summary: There was glitter and now there are GLITTER CARDS for everyone!
Rating: PG
Warnings: glitter.......?

( behold the glory of glitter )

Who: Jack, Dave and Accelerator's half-digested corpse
When: Tuesday night
Where: The middle of the biodome
Summary: Jack decides to be a moron and get his ass handed to him by a plant. If only there was some sort of princely Knight around to save him! Unfortunately, all we have is-- hey wait a minute this already happened, what the fuck
Rating: R ( Read more... )

Who: Dave and Jack
When: Friday
Where: 34-D
Summary: HEY GUYS I DON'T THINK I'VE MUTILATED JACK ENOUGH THIS WEEK
Rating: R
Warnings: Meat grinders + dersite bloodfountains + jesushands

( it's cool he wasn't using that arm anyway )

Who: Jade and Jack
When: Wednesday
Where: 17-C
Summary: So, how far would you go to save your worst enemy?
Rating: R because violence
Warnings: Swinging blades, children sticking their hands in acid, AND SCIENCE! Also, feelings.

( hold my arms down, I've been bad )

Who: Jack and Ramona
When: Monday
Where: 34-D
Summary: Nothing more romantic than ripping off your boyfriend's exoskeleton! Or, y'know, dying of severe burns.
Rating: R???
Warnings: Lots of burning things and ripping weird alien shoulders off

( How you gonna keep me warm? )

Who: Jack Noir and Ramona Flowers
When: Wednesday night, right after Jack gets revived
Where: 34D
Summary: Well, Jack already had his turn to go crazy and try to eat Ramona, so now it's her turn.
Rating: R because zombies?????? how do i ratings, i no longer care
Warnings: Zombies, beating the shit out of zombies, and tying up zombies, ohgod. BUT ( Read more... )

Who: John Egbert and Jack Noir
When: Friday
Where: Suite 31, Room A.
Summary: John and Jack get the same order - one neither is willing to go through with, so they take a stand in the way only they can.
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Warnings: Swearing, Tragically Hilarious Dialogue, Heartwarming Bromances, Alcohol, Collar-Inflicted Fatal Injuries, ( Read more... )