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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Jan 29, 2012 15:42

Who: Jade and Jack
When: Sunday
Where: Jack's room (34-D)
Summary: Let's talk about MURDERS!
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Teaching little girls how to kill people, and probably terrible puns

( TO DEFEAT... INTERNS )

jade harley, jack noir

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quarkylass January 29 2012, 20:57:04 UTC

Okay, so Val had told her to kill people. Kill people with this rifle that showed up in her closet. And it was very much hers, from the familiar scent to how it fit in her hands perfectly; a Jade-sized weapon made for one Jade Harley. Which would have been fine, normally. But now she had to actually watch people die at her hands which was...not so fine.

You know, because Jade's murder record has included approximately one person, and that was Dave. And oh, didn't that go smashingly.

Because it is positively rude to enter someone's room by teleportation (ahem, Jack), Jade places herself outside and knocks on the door. "Jack?"

hesalreadyhere January 29 2012, 21:15:01 UTC

He immediately looks up and-- oh, right, no space powers right now.

Jack grumbles, stuffing his masterpiece in a drawer before trudging over to the door, opening it about halfway to greet her with his default scowl. Not being assaulted by feelings of puppylike excitement for once was like a breath of fresh air.

He looked her over once, and she didn't seem to be injured or dying or... something. So why the hell was she looking for him?

"What?"

quarkylass January 29 2012, 21:32:35 UTC

She takes a deep breath, and--

"I need to learn how to murder people because Val gave me my rifle back and since you are super good at murdering people I thought you could. Teach me. Or something."

hesalreadyhere January 29 2012, 22:46:00 UTC

Hang on, he needs a moment to absorb this.

"... Let me get this straight-- you want me to teach you how to murder?"

This was totally doable, but wow. Jade Harley, asking him how to murder people. Talk about bizarre. That sure as fuck wasn't what he was expecting here.

He sighs and swings the door open a little more. He was inviting her in, even if he wasn't going to actually say it. "What the fuck is this about, kid? Val gave you your rifle and now you've gotta kill someone?"

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