Jack: Be the damsel. Again.
Who: Jack, Dave and Accelerator's half-digested corpse
When: Tuesday night
Where: The middle of the biodome
Summary: Jack decides to be a moron and get his ass handed to him by a plant. If only there was some sort of princely Knight around to save him! Unfortunately, all we have is-- hey wait a minute this already happened, what the fuck
Rating: R FOR DEAD PEOPLE BEING EATEN BY PLANTS???
Warnings: Giant plants eating people, also horrible acid burns
If the first time he got himself into this mess was the result of a bad idea, this time it was the worst fucking idea ever in the history of bad ideas. Oh yeah, go straight into the middle of the biodome for a duel! That's a great plan, there's no way that could ever go wrong!! Fucking hell, he totally would've won that fight, too, if it hadn't been interrupted by hungry plantfuckers part two: the revenge. Instead of being back in his room, relaxing and not dealing with anything worse than a few annoying vines, here he was sitting in the mouth of a giant flytrap (again) yelling at his enemy/rival/nemesis while they were slowly being digested. Fun.
Except Accelerator had stopped screaming at him not too long ago, which might have had something to do with his sudden lack of a face. Human bodies didn't stand up very well against plant acids, apparently.
Carapaces were stronger, more resistant, but that didn't mean he was immune to this shit, either-- Jack was still in one piece, but what had started out as an annoying itch between his plates was quickly turning into an agonizing burn, eating away at whatever flesh it could reach. It was under his shell and in his mouth and eyes and seeping into all his old wounds, and no matter how much he screamed or thrashed or struggled it wouldn't stop. And the more he struggled the more it wormed its way under his exoskeleton, of course. It was a fucking disaster and he couldn't do a damn thing to stop it.
He was going to die here, slowly and painfully, pressed up against the corpse of a bratty prick he hated.
After he told everyone not to go and do retarded things like get eaten by plants, too.
Fuck.
When: Tuesday night
Where: The middle of the biodome
Summary: Jack decides to be a moron and get his ass handed to him by a plant. If only there was some sort of princely Knight around to save him! Unfortunately, all we have is-- hey wait a minute this already happened, what the fuck
Rating: R FOR DEAD PEOPLE BEING EATEN BY PLANTS???
Warnings: Giant plants eating people, also horrible acid burns
If the first time he got himself into this mess was the result of a bad idea, this time it was the worst fucking idea ever in the history of bad ideas. Oh yeah, go straight into the middle of the biodome for a duel! That's a great plan, there's no way that could ever go wrong!! Fucking hell, he totally would've won that fight, too, if it hadn't been interrupted by hungry plantfuckers part two: the revenge. Instead of being back in his room, relaxing and not dealing with anything worse than a few annoying vines, here he was sitting in the mouth of a giant flytrap (again) yelling at his enemy/rival/nemesis while they were slowly being digested. Fun.
Except Accelerator had stopped screaming at him not too long ago, which might have had something to do with his sudden lack of a face. Human bodies didn't stand up very well against plant acids, apparently.
Carapaces were stronger, more resistant, but that didn't mean he was immune to this shit, either-- Jack was still in one piece, but what had started out as an annoying itch between his plates was quickly turning into an agonizing burn, eating away at whatever flesh it could reach. It was under his shell and in his mouth and eyes and seeping into all his old wounds, and no matter how much he screamed or thrashed or struggled it wouldn't stop. And the more he struggled the more it wormed its way under his exoskeleton, of course. It was a fucking disaster and he couldn't do a damn thing to stop it.
He was going to die here, slowly and painfully, pressed up against the corpse of a bratty prick he hated.
After he told everyone not to go and do retarded things like get eaten by plants, too.
Fuck.