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[ Open Log ] Watanuki Kimihiro, Housewaifu~

Jul 26, 2010 15:27

Who: dreamdecoder and YOU!
When: NOW. So, Monday afternoon.
Where: The downstairs cafeteria
Summary: Watanuki finds himself wandering around in a French Maid ensemble, and going to look at these food bars that Sebastian talked about in the cafeteria. Because he's not going to take this lying down. No. He's going to take it flailing, most likely.
Rating: G ( Read more... )

sora, hiei, aoko nakamori, justin law, watanuki kimihiro

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key2destiny July 26 2010, 20:42:13 UTC

There was one person taking up residence in the downstairs cafeteria. On the table in front of him were several food bars and one hanging from his mouth as he has his first "meal" in over a week. He'd even lost some weight from the Not So Solitary experiment making him even skinnier than normal. Currently he was only wearing boxers and a tanktop having not yet been back up to his room from his day long sleep. Basically, Sora looks like something ran him over with flecks of dirt and grass stuck to him.

Well Sora had been right when talking to Axel. The new group of arrivals were certainly LOUD. Probably even more loud than Naruto or himself at times.

"It's the food bars or starve most of the time. There's fruit in the biodome but no stoves to cook with, although some people could give you a campfire if asked," he paused to take another bite of his cardboard tasting food bar. "You must be new. I'm Sora."

dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:05:54 UTC

Watanuki's gaze whipped towards Sora, eyes blazing. Of course, he wasn't angry at Sora, not at all. He was pissed at the piece of shit he was eating, and it took everything in his power not to swipe the food bar from the poor hero's mouth and crush it, because crushing truly must have solved everything.

"WHY ARE YOU STILL EATING THAT IF THERE'S FRUIT?!" Biodome? Where was the bio dome? Watanuki tossed the bar he was holding (crumbling thing) down to the floor with a yell, watching it bounce off the cold hard floor. He spun to Sora, before glaring at his pile of shit and answering him with an exasperated sigh.

"...Watanuki. Watanuki Kimihiro." He offered the brunet a firm nod. "Its nice to meet you, Sora-san."

key2destiny July 26 2010, 21:19:11 UTC

This is a real loud person, who obviously doesn't care for the wannabe food and had set his sight on Sora's bar and the pile in front of him. He's not offended at the angry looks shot his way and merely shrugs it off.

"Because honestly, I couldn't get the energy up to climb the tree to get it after last week's experiment if I wanted too," he flops forward onto the table, stretching his arms across it lethargically. "They may taste bad but they've got all the nutrients we need and after a week of only eating twice I really don't care what it is as long as it helps."

Another person who gave him some sort of second name. Why did they do that? What did it mean? "Nice to meet you too, Watanuki."

dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:26:37 UTC

A tree! So all he had to do was climb a tree? Watanuki had the energy for that... he always had energy. However, Sora stared talking about the experiments again... starving people... w-would they have to resort to cannibalism if things got tough?! He watched Sora's slump upon the table. On other circumstances, he may have scolded him, but things were tough here. But...

"Nutrients?" He snatched a food bar from Sora anyway and glared at it with a hard set gave of golden-sapphire. "...There's nutrients in this piece of crap?" No way. He ripped open the paper and gave it a sniff. Nothing.

"IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SMELL!!!"

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abluechild July 26 2010, 20:50:16 UTC

Aoko winced as she entered the cafeteria. Not often did she come here for food and nearly go deaf because the newest resident was loud and annoying and didn't like the food. She offered a hard glare which may have been either cute or maybe, if the maternity clothes helped at all, maybe a little intimidating.

"Most people eat them because they're the only damn thing we're given, usually." She snapped angrily. Even though she was stuck in maternity clothes, it was rather obvious that this girl was kind of small.

1/2 dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:08:32 UTC

Watanuki started shouting before he even turned around to see who it was--usually his downfall in most cases.

"PROTEST!!! UNION!!!! HOW CAN ANYONE STAND FOR THIS?!! WHAT THE HELL IS IT EVEN MADE OF, PEOPLE SHOULD--" And then he turned around.

2/2 dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:09:42 UTC

"Ah." It was a girl. And immediately, the pleas for forgiveness began, arms flailing as he stood in his maid uniform.

"Ah-um, s-sorry, I-I didn't mean to..." Shout at you. Well. Damn.

abluechild July 26 2010, 21:15:21 UTC

Aoko let out a sigh and shook her head at his... flailing. If it wasn't for the fact her childhood friend was running around this place in schoolgirl's uniform when he knew perfectly well that he was a boy she may have raised an eyebrow at the maid's outfit, as it was she was accustomed to things like cross dressing.

"It-it's okay, really." She put her hands up to show she meant no harm. "but, even if we did rebel they'd just let us all starve. It's that or nothing." She pointed at the food bars.

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not_my_grandpa July 26 2010, 21:01:47 UTC

Takuma was going to try his hand at walking around. His biological clock was all sorts of messed up and he wasn't quite comfortable in sleeping soundly in a place like this yet. He was definitely glad that he was able to make a nice acquaintance, though. It was a plus that she was his suite mate as well! So maybe this whole ordeal wouldn't be one hundred percent terrible. Maybe just ninety-five percent ( ... )

1/??? dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:12:31 UTC

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pyro_dynamic July 26 2010, 21:45:11 UTC

You're so loud he can't even walk into the cafeteria in peace. He remember the short demon that was mocking you over the network? He's kind of trying to find some water as he walked into the cafeteria area but what did he hear? Watanuki screaming so loud that it made his ears ring in annoyance. Hiei was certain he complained a few good times but nothing compared to this. He was just trying to remain calm and not eye twitch but obviously a man in a French Maid uniform didn't make him anymore serious. At least he was lucky enough to be stuck in some sort of cat suit with giant green feet. In fact, he looked more like a kid if anything.

"Yes, people eat this crap. It's either you eat it or starve," he replied standing behind the taller man, arms crossed, eyes almost twitching.

1/3 dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 21:58:42 UTC

"WHO THE HELL WOULD EAT THIS?!?!!! NO, NO--" Watanuki spun around to talk to the new appearance with the familiar voice, holding a hand up to silence him. "WHO THE HELL WOULD MAKE THIS AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO--"

....

2/3 dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 22:00:32 UTC

"Phhhhhht!" He... it was a kid in... in a... IN A CAT SUIT!

3/3 dreamdecoder July 26 2010, 22:05:52 UTC

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" God, even in his maid outfit, looking at Hiei like that made him feel a shit ton better.

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This is totally a setup to get Rose to use her Facepalm x2 Combo! icon eldritchpsych July 27 2010, 01:10:54 UTC

Rose, upon hearing the shenanigans while attempting to get herself some proper knitting needles, stops by the downstairs cafeteria to see what's going on.

Watanuki receives a disapproving glance and a facepalm.

"Could you at least keep it down?"

dreamdecoder July 27 2010, 01:49:05 UTC

"THERE'S NOTHING TO BE CALM ABOUT HERE!" Watanuki shouted wildly, before he spun around, the maid uniform spinning with an air that only could belong to a magical girl (which really, considering his heritage would not be too far off the mark). However, when he saw it was a girl, his expression instantly changed to a blank one.

"Oh..."

eldritchpsych July 27 2010, 02:06:05 UTC

"Well if you would at least cease prancing like a colt!"

Rose calmly walks over to the food dispenser and peers at it, moving her absurdly huge skirts out of the way while doing so.

"This is where the... bars... are dispensed, am I correct?"

Rose pushes a large button and is promptly vindicated by a food bar appearing from the slot. "Can't be worse than durian. Doesn't smell like anything."

So she breaks off a piece.

dreamdecoder July 27 2010, 02:12:07 UTC

"Oh GOD, those things are HORRIBLE... they don't have any sort of taste at all! Wouldn't you want something... you know... something better?" Watanuki had been talking to people all day. He was on a roll. He would do something for these people--he had all week to figure something out before whatever horrible experiments people keep talking about happen.

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