[have a pan shot in the Rec Room, or should I say..] GREETINGS! Can Town is reborn here, and all are welcome to explore it's streets and become citizens! Of course it is mostly imaginary but it is still fun!

( >Peruse the address of a self proclaimed Mayor (cut for formatted text) )

Who...am I?
[he paces]

I've been called Spot and Jim and a coward and a soldier but.. I don't know who I am. Why can't I remember! [he bonks his head] AGH, STUPID STUPID DUMB!!

I have commandeered this glorious and wondrous example of flora and am establishing a branch city, Can Town West here in the leafy utopia and plan to repel any and all invaders! Democracy truly is a wondrous thing

((ooc: translation; WV has build a can fort in the Biodome and will be lobbing cans at people. Probably empty ones but there may be ( Read more... )

[WV has somehow taken a car and is driving it wildly through the streets. He clearly doesn't know how to drive very well! And with a sudden swerve he's driven right into City Hall!]

[Having no sense of tact he gets out of the car and proceeds to the Mayor's office like everything is normal and shuts the door] With that out of the way, what needs ( Read more... )

[Cue WV running down the halls waving a bunch of shaving cream cans around while the camera jostles around wildly. God only knows where he found them, but now he's running around spraying people wildly with shaving cream and just generally making a mess]

DELICIOUS FOAMY GOODNESS! EVERYONE ENJOY!

Riku and I are getting food out to those who need it. If anyone has things to pitch in, please help us!

[Private to PM]

Are you up to helping us deliver some of this? You do not have to if you do not feel like it.

[the camera is being focused on WV rather shakily, someone seems to be jostling it around a lot. He's in the fetal position]

Come one come all and look upon the greatest failure from Skaia and Earth and the worst mayor ever and also he smells bad and everyone hates him

[loud laughter]

All he's ever been is a failure! Always has been ( Read more... )

[ carefully delicately places the last can atop a mighty tower of cans reaching towards the sky when suddenly a blinking little bug lands on top and the whole thing topples over]

The Tower of LIBERTY has fallen due to the Light of DEMOCRACY overweighting it! Serenity I spent hours on that

[sighs and starts rebuilding it]

[gestures wildly with cans clasped in his hands as the rain falls heavily]

I hereby declare New New New New Can Town (this time with cans!) OPEN!!!!!!

[the camera slips around and pans to show him on the roof with a city made of cans around him]