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22 [Text] Safety of Pillars

Mar 29, 2011 23:38

( >Peruse the address of a self proclaimed Mayor (cut for formatted text) )

c: alessa gillespie, c: jack noir, wayward vagabond

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hesalreadyhere March 30 2011, 04:49:42 UTC

yeah and why dont you keep that shit out of my end of the suite while youre at it
and by my end i mean everything besides your room
next time i see fucking cans all over the the common room im just gonna bury them in the biodome

wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 04:57:47 UTC

THE JOKE IS ON YOU IF THAT IS THE CASE JACK.
AS A FARMER, I AM FAMILIAR WITH GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES IN PLANTS AND CAN CLEARLY INFORM YOU THAT BY PLANTING MY CITIZENS YOU WILL ONLY SERVE TO INCREASE THEIR NUMBERS IN THE LONG RUN.

hesalreadyhere March 30 2011, 05:45:51 UTC

im pretty damn sure cans dont work that way
and even if they did id just burn the fucking trees down
keep your retarded can shit to yourself

wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:50:22 UTC

JACK YOU ARE A JERK
I HATE YOU
CANS GROW ON TREES WHAT OTHER ALTERNATIVE IS THERE EVEN

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Audio/Text--because that's how Jack starts out. ^^ scarygoodtime March 30 2011, 05:06:04 UTC

There's a city here? I mistook this place for a Town at first, but the write up never mentioned a city! Nor has anyone I've talked to...

Could you tell me more please? I'm one of the new arrivals; my name's Jack.

[Audio] Aight! wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:09:04 UTC

Yes! It is a city of cans and bits of plaster and various scavenged things.

But I suppose nobody would mention it; I mostly keep to myself here focusing upon my city! ...In all honesty of course it is simply a fake town of made up citizens, but it is fun regardless.

[Audio/Text]--works for me. Better impression for Jack this way too.^^ scarygoodtime March 30 2011, 05:11:22 UTC

Oh...I think I get it. I was kind of hoping it might be a real Town, but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself none the less. Thank you for the explanation!

[Audio/Text] :3 wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:29:08 UTC

You are quite welcome. But yes, regrettably it is not a "real" town, and is only pretend.

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ircowgirl March 30 2011, 05:24:52 UTC

Dere's a city?

[TEXT] wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:34:07 UTC

ONLY THE BEST CITY EVER! CAN TOWN, BASTION AND BEACON OF DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES, FREEDOM IN ALL THINGS, AND A WELL RUNNING MACHINE OF REGULAR AND WONDEROUS PROCESSES.

[TEXT] ircowgirl March 30 2011, 05:36:33 UTC

[There's a long pause while she gasps... FOREVER]

Patti want ta join!!!!

Re: [TEXT] wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:40:52 UTC

REALLY? IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!

BUT I MUST INFORM YOU IN ALL HONESTY, IT IS LARGELY IMAGINARY AND NOT REAL ACTUALLY.

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[Audio] I cried. I honestly did. 0n0. It'll come up in one of these threads just you wait wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:39:13 UTC

It is quite simple! I simply collect various objects and then erect various forms of simple dwellings for my citizens to work and thrive in! Alas, it is largely imaginary, because they are just cans.

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[audio] Hehehe well we'll see! wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 05:53:03 UTC

R-really? I would relish such an opportunity! It would be an honor to welcome you to Can Town!

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[text] d_amnma_d March 30 2011, 06:00:35 UTC

A city?

[text] (bluh sorry, gotta sleep :c) wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 06:12:13 UTC

IN NAME IT IS MORE OF A TOWN BUT YES! IT IS A CITY, A CITY BUSTLING WITH LIFE AND CITIZENRY. ONLY IMAGINARY, MOSTLY.

[text] (it's fine, I snoozed as well :3 ) d_amnma_d March 30 2011, 20:27:00 UTC

How can one have imaginary citizens?

Re: [text] (it's fine, I snoozed as well :3 ) wayward_mayor March 30 2011, 21:25:23 UTC

THEY ARE CANS FOR ONE AND THEY ARE NOT ACTUALLY ALIVE FOR ANOTHER

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