18 [Video] Beep beep!

[wayward_mayor]

[WV has somehow taken a car and is driving it wildly through the streets. He clearly doesn't know how to drive very well! And with a sudden swerve he's driven right into City Hall!]

[Having no sense of tact he gets out of the car and proceeds to the Mayor's office like everything is normal and shuts the door] With that out of the way, what needs

Comments

[mortifercanis]

How 'bout some actual driving lessons so you don't break buildings?

[wayward_mayor]

What's driving?

[mortifercanis]

What you were almost doing with that car. Though if I ever needed some sort of get-away car I'd certainly go to you considering that you'd knock everyone else off the road.

[wayward_mayor]

What is a get-away car?

You're confusing! I was merely traveling in my VEHICLE OF DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES. And it was hard to control because my legs are stubby.

[finding_secrets]

You're a pretty ridiculous looking mayor.

[wayward_mayor]

My stature and appearance do not detract from my mayoral qualities!

[finding_secrets]

Do they even have mayors where you're... from?

[wayward_mayor]

No I am the first! I'm very new at my job.

HOW DOES HE REACH THE PEDALS

[the_daybreak]

... Don't hit anyone.

SCIENCE. A WIZARD. BRICKS.

[wayward_mayor]

I made sure there were no casualties except the people I did not like.

[terrierfancyfan]

Mayor, huh?

[wayward_mayor]

Yes! Are you perhaps jealous?

Wait you're that Jack Noir that is not Jack Noir! Please do not kill everyone like your duplicate does.

[terrierfancyfan]

Considering I made my own city? Not really.

That depends on a whole lot of shit.

[wayward_mayor]

I am surprised and confused by your statement! What do you mean you made your city?

[smokingmirrored]

You're the Mayor of this city?

[wayward_mayor]

Yes [whispers] but don't tell the grumpy ones, because they are being spoilsports!

[smokingmirrored]

Gyahahaha! I won't tell anyone.

[wayward_mayor]

Wonderful you are an excellent citizen!