18 [Video] Beep beep!

[wayward_mayor]

[WV has somehow taken a car and is driving it wildly through the streets. He clearly doesn't know how to drive very well! And with a sudden swerve he's driven right into City Hall!]

[Having no sense of tact he gets out of the car and proceeds to the Mayor's office like everything is normal and shuts the door] With that out of the way, what needs

Comments

[finding_secrets]

You're a pretty ridiculous looking mayor.

[wayward_mayor]

My stature and appearance do not detract from my mayoral qualities!

[finding_secrets]

Do they even have mayors where you're... from?

[wayward_mayor]

No I am the first! I'm very new at my job.

[finding_secrets]

It sounds like you're pretty unqualified for said job.

[wayward_mayor]

How do you figure?

[finding_secrets]

Well, you really just can't barge into an office and declare yourself the mayor. As you may or may not know, a mayor is elected by the citizens.

I don't remember voting for you.

[wayward_mayor]

Well that...

Hmm..

Okay. That's true.

[finding_secrets]

I'm afraid you don't qualify as mayor until we've had a fair election.

[wayward_mayor]

How am I supposed to do that?

I mean focusing everyone's attention here is sort of like trying to...something metaphorical.

[finding_secrets]

Posters. Banners. Advertisements.

You've got to get your face out there.

[wayward_mayor]

How so! That all requires capital!

I have no capital at all.

[finding_secrets]

Then I guess you're out of luck.

[wayward_mayor]

In which case my logic was as thus follows

Given these times of lack of capital and also any other mayor I, being merely an ordinary citizen, am obligated by the will of the people to rise up.

[finding_secrets]

Being the mayor isn't exactly easy.

[wayward_mayor]

Difficulty! Something to temper my raging spirit and replace it with the analytical and cold properties of a truly amazing and wonderful mayor!