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[cahoooooooots]

[well, doesn't the background of this video look comfortable. and the foreground ain't looking too bad either, but it's Vriska. she never looks bad.]

Well, look at that. We won. Morals and ethics and crap aside, I just have one question.

[the camera zooms out to reveal a bed. regular, everyday, normal human bed.]How the hell are you supposed to

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[and_another_war]

Well, uh, I am, but I don't think most humans are, I guess.

[cahoooooooots]

Jeez, you must be really messed up.

[and_another_war]

Yeah, that's one way to put it. I guess I am.

Does your species always have dreams like that, or is it just you?

[cahoooooooots]

Oh yeah, everybody in the species. Every troll forever, unless we sleep in the sopor slime. Which I guess makes us high enough to block the dreams out.

[stubborn_throes]

Oh the woes of xenobiology.

[A smirk that says "Sorry but I'm not ready to take your problems serious just yet. Give me an hour."]

Shall I fashion you a dream catcher?

[cahoooooooots]

What the hell is a dream catcher, and why would I want to catch terrible visions of everything I've ever not hated getting destroyed in an enormous bloody carnage?

[at least half of those words are completely unnecessary. she's just playing things up, because she thinks she can read Rose's smirks properly by now.]

[stubborn_throes]

Hoops with webbing inside and decorated with personal or spiritual ornaments. Nightmares are supposedly entrapped within the web where they are obliterated upon the first light of day.

[Shrug.]

Of course the geniuses behind the technology were unwittingly subjected to mass genocide, occasionally in the form of diseased blankets, so I'm not certain whether or not you'll want to take their word for it.

[cahoooooooots]

I guess they'd know about nightmares. Did the dream catchers come before or after the complete genocide of their culture? That's very important.

[it's not, obviously. the idea of hanging something made by Rose over her bed is nice.]

Were they all spiders? How did they get the idea for a web? Because I'm pretty sure I've never seen a spider catch a nightmare. Just, y'know, be one.

[empyreanistic]

....uh, Vriska? That's a bed. It's made for sleeping.

But I guess for nightmares, you can get a teddy bear?

[cahoooooooots]

I've seen a bed before, dumpass, I just can't believe you actually sleep on them!

And who needs a teddy bear when I've got a spider? [she holds up an adorable knitted spider that Rose made for her.]

[empyreanistic]

They're comfy as hell! What do you sleep in, like cryo-chambers or what?

[Vriska he is staring at you more than mildly disturbed] ...yeah, that's creepy.

[cahoooooooots]

Cocoons full of slime, actually. Now come on, this guy's cute as fuck. [hee. she starts playing with his little feets. ::::)]

[juggalulz]

maybe you ain't fuckin supposed to

[cahoooooooots]

May8e.
8ut I don't always do what I'm "supposed" to do.

[juggalulz]

NO MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT
maybe a spidersis should learn to fuckin swim in them unhappymares

[cahoooooooots]

May8e a jugga8ro should spend his time with his suddenly not dead toreador.

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[tigerific]

Man, that sucks. [ He can't remember the last time he had one, but he can share with you the same bullshit he tells his daughter. ]

Try drinking warm milk before bed!

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[cahoooooooots]

Oh, sure, I'll do that with all the milk I've had available to me up until now.

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[tigerific]

I'm sure you'll find some around here. I don't know ... but it works! Should get rid of all the nightmares.

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[cahoooooooots]

Maybe that works for humans, but if it takes an actual hallucinogen for us to stop having nightmares, I don't think warm milk will really cut it!