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[cahoooooooots]

[well, doesn't the background of this video look comfortable. and the foreground ain't looking too bad either, but it's Vriska. she never looks bad.]

Well, look at that. We won. Morals and ethics and crap aside, I just have one question.

[the camera zooms out to reveal a bed. regular, everyday, normal human bed.]How the hell are you supposed to

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[and_another_war]

Well, uh, I am, but I don't think most humans are, I guess.

[cahoooooooots]

Jeez, you must be really messed up.

[and_another_war]

Yeah, that's one way to put it. I guess I am.

Does your species always have dreams like that, or is it just you?

[cahoooooooots]

Oh yeah, everybody in the species. Every troll forever, unless we sleep in the sopor slime. Which I guess makes us high enough to block the dreams out.

[and_another_war]

Man, that sucks. I guess it's kinda like taking sleeping pills to knock yourself out, though, and humans do that.

[cahoooooooots]

I guess. If you get addicted to them. Is that a thing that happens? Do you guys get addicted to things?

[and_another_war]

Oh, yeah, we definitely do. Humans get addicted to crap all the time.

[cahoooooooots]

Huh. That must suck. I bet it rots your thinkpans, too! But wait, if you don't know what sopor slime is, what do you get addicted to? Just pills?

[and_another_war]

Yeah, it pretty much does. I'm gonna assume I'm right that thinkpans are brains.

[A shrug]

Yeah. Pills, drugs, alcohol, that kinda stuff. I mean, you can get addicted to pretty much whatever.

[cahoooooooots]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. You can get addicted to alcohol? But it literally kills you if you drink too much of it.

[and_another_war]

Well, I mean, yeah, that's true, but drugs literally kill you if you do too many of them. Even sleeping pills could kill you.

[cahoooooooots]

Wow. You guys are fragile as hell.

[and_another_war]

No kidding. Especially here. Pretty much everyone could kick our asses, and I'm a pretty strong human in comparison to many.

[cahoooooooots]

Eh, this place isn't really that fair if we're comparing strengths. Val could knock us all down to ants if she wanted to.

[and_another_war]

Yeah, that's true. I just hope she doesn't want to.

[cahoooooooots]

You and me both. But I think she'll be a little more easygoing now that she doesn't have the Consortium to answer to. Maybe a little less mean.