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[cahoooooooots]

[well, doesn't the background of this video look comfortable. and the foreground ain't looking too bad either, but it's Vriska. she never looks bad.]

Well, look at that. We won. Morals and ethics and crap aside, I just have one question.

[the camera zooms out to reveal a bed. regular, everyday, normal human bed.]How the hell are you supposed to

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[togana_keiri]

After being here long enough, yes, but it's not normal for humans to have dreams like that every night.

Anything I can do to help?

[cahoooooooots]

Eh, probably not. Unless you have secret knowledge in the field of human beds.

[togana_keiri]

I wish. My old roommate used to be able to make a drug that could give someone dreamless sleep, but he's not here anymore.

There might be someone else able to do the same?

[cahoooooooots]

Nah, I think I've had enough of the sleep drugs. That's what the recuperacoon was for, but now I'm trying something new. I can probably figure it out.

[shockinglyold]

You could try a teddy bear or something.

[She'd suggest heavy drinking, but the kid looks too young to be murdering her liver like that.]

[cahoooooooots]

I don't think a teddy bear is going to keep these kinds of nightmares out. I'd probably squeeze so hard its head would pop off! Which is hilarious only in theory.

[shockinglyold]

Would talking about it help?

[She'd be more then willing to listen to the kid's demons if it would help.]

[cahoooooooots]

Oh my god are you actually trying to one-on-one psychiatrist-style console me about something that literally every member of my species deals with every single time they sleep?

That's kind of hilarious.