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[cahoooooooots]

[well, doesn't the background of this video look comfortable. and the foreground ain't looking too bad either, but it's Vriska. she never looks bad.]

Well, look at that. We won. Morals and ethics and crap aside, I just have one question.

[the camera zooms out to reveal a bed. regular, everyday, normal human bed.]How the hell are you supposed to

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[hesalreadyhere]

Just move your fucking goo-thing in there, dumbass.

[no comment on "is your species plagued by horrible blood-soaked visions" since horrible blood-soaked visions don't necessarily count as nightmares to Jack]

[cahoooooooots]

Do you have any idea how heavy that thing is? I'm a god, not Equius, jeez.

[hesalreadyhere]

Oh yeah? Well damn, too bad you can't do anything like, say, teleport shit across large distances with nothing but your mind.

[smugface

he's not gonna offer, no. but she's free to beg for his help.]

[cahoooooooots]

If you're trying to get me to beg for your assistance, you'll have to try a little harder than that. My pride isn't swayed so easily. It's not like you're dangling bacon in front of my nose.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

[In spite of the awkwardness of their last conversation, Equius is compelled to respond.]

I could assist you in moving your recuperacoon, if you needed help.

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[cahoooooooots]

I'm not totally sure if I need it. I mean, I haven't tried that covers idea yet.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

...Personally, I find blankets to be cumbersome and disorienting in their intended use.

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[cahoooooooots]

They're definitely going to take some getting used to, but I'm not going to give up on a stupid idea that easily.

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[withstoodtime]

You have nightmares every night?

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[cahoooooooots]

All right, cool, so humans don't. Got it.

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[withstoodtime]

Well. Sometimes we do. Not every night though.

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[cahoooooooots]

Lucky you. Literally every single night, if I don't sleep in the sopor slime. Which I guess I'm trying out, because I'm insane.

[pureevilone]

I have horrible blood-soaked visions most nights but they're usually pretty awesome.

[cahoooooooots]

Well they would be for you. I'm pretty sure you're clinically insane in one of the badass ways.

[pureevilone]

I can't really think of anything that would come after "blood-soaked" and not be awesome. I guess unless I was soaked in blood because I got stabbed with a broadsword. That would suck.

[cahoooooooots]

Yeah, but who even has broadswords anymore.

How are you holding up, anyway? Since that whole pure evil, "let me grant you your wishes with all the strings attached" thing.

[featheryasshole]

Most of us aren't.

[cahoooooooots]

I'm getting that idea. But I didn't even know you dreamed in the first place.

[featheryasshole]

I don't anymore, but I used to. Back when I was just Dave.

[cahoooooooots]

You're still Dave, though. Just a Dave who doesn't dream and changed the color he types in. What did you dream about, anyway?