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[cahoooooooots]

[well, doesn't the background of this video look comfortable. and the foreground ain't looking too bad either, but it's Vriska. she never looks bad.]

Well, look at that. We won. Morals and ethics and crap aside, I just have one question.

[the camera zooms out to reveal a bed. regular, everyday, normal human bed.]How the hell are you supposed to

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[featheryasshole]

Most of us aren't.

[cahoooooooots]

I'm getting that idea. But I didn't even know you dreamed in the first place.

[featheryasshole]

I don't anymore, but I used to. Back when I was just Dave.

[cahoooooooots]

You're still Dave, though. Just a Dave who doesn't dream and changed the color he types in. What did you dream about, anyway?

[featheryasshole]

Not too sure about that, but whatever. I dreamed about normal stuff. You know, life, but with some weird stuff thrown in sometimes. Nightmares, too - couldn't really grow up with Bro without any. And of course, once i figured out how to become aware of my dreamself, I dreamed about Derse, but that doesn't really count.

[cahoooooooots]

Must've been nice dreaming about life. Like, happy dreams about it. [but let's ignore that!] What was it like, dreaming about Derse? I was Prospit and I never really asked anyone.

[featheryasshole]

[Shrug.] Dark and depressing, mostly. Endless void full of eldritch squid as a sky and all that. I didn't actually go out of my tower that much, so you'd be better off asking Rose about Derse.

[cahoooooooots]

Oh, I guess it would make sense she's a Derse dreamer. With all those broodfester tongues and all. [but Vriska wouldn't know anything about Rose's tongues, would she.]

What kind of nightmares did your lusus give you? Weird puppet ones? Lots of plush rump?

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, she's pretty much the Dersite archetype. [Davesprite certainly wouldn't know anything about Rose's tongues either.]

Yeah, puppets. Mostly Cal, though. Dunno if you ever saw him, but he'd give anyone nightmares.

[cahoooooooots]

I don't think I ever did. I don't know if I ever want to! Probably a good thing that you can't dream of him anymore if he really was that freaky. I mean, I don't know if good dreams are actually worth it or not.

[featheryasshole]

Yeah. And considering where we are, I think I'm better off on that count, at least.

[cahoooooooots]

Let's just hope they don't do a repeat of the week where everybody's dreams got broadcasted to the network. They're all weirdly philosophical and really boring.