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whosdrunk in a_facility

it's only my first drink tonight // video

Dec 25, 2011 15:37

[Hi Facility. See Wallace. See Wallace stare at his faciliberry, unsurprisingly, confused...but he looks more inconvenienced than worried or scared ( Read more... )

c: orihara mairu, wallace wells, c: ramona flowers, c: midnighter, c: alex shepherd, c: jack noir, c: jade harley

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and_another_war December 25 2011, 23:45:29 UTC

It's, uh...

It's actually kinda random who shows up here. And there's not any ransom or anything like that. They don't let us go.

whosdrunk December 25 2011, 23:56:49 UTC

Oh, so it's multiple people, and it's all random. Okay, random person, but where is here?

and_another_war December 25 2011, 23:58:25 UTC

It's, uh...

[A pause as he tries to think of how to explain it]

Probably a space station? Or at least something inescapable. It's run by some people we've never met called the Consortium, and we undergo experiments run by this computer called Val. Sometimes they torture us, sometimes they just randomly mess with us.

I'm Alex, by the way.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 00:04:07 UTC

[Stare. Blink. Stare.]

...Thaaat is definitely not an answer I was expecting.

I'm Wallace, and...did you actually just say this was a torture space station? Just making sure.

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supervegan December 25 2011, 23:48:01 UTC

Oh.

Great.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 00:00:27 UTC

Ha! Really?

Looks like someone had an extra life. And you even recognized me. I'm touched.

supervegan December 26 2011, 00:02:00 UTC

We have infinite lives here. That's not as good as it sounds, so don't get too excited.

And you have to recognize the enemy's team or else they'll...do a sneak attack or something.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 00:07:20 UTC

How could infinite lives not be as good as it sounds? What, do we die every day here or something?

...Uh huh. Good job, buddy, I was already planning my sneak attack, but you sure did foil my plan.

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quarkylass December 26 2011, 01:22:34 UTC

You are talking to me! Hello!

You can't call 911 because I am pretty sure that it doesn't exist here. Sorry.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 01:34:11 UTC

Hello, girl I've never met! Figures there wouldn't be any kind of emergency line available... Wait.

They take kids captive here? This is all kinds of messed up.

quarkylass December 26 2011, 02:02:38 UTC

I'm Jade, it's nice to meet you!

They take everyone. I don't think they really discriminate.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 02:21:56 UTC

Hi, Jade! I'm Wallace!

Yeah, I... Already heard about the... Rainbow pony. This is among the weirder things I've been through, gotta say.

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[video] killbroforidol December 26 2011, 01:50:01 UTC

...You've seduced half the guys in Toronto?!

[video] whosdrunk December 26 2011, 02:25:22 UTC

Well, not literally, but I've probably come pretty-

[Pause. Oh. Probably should have looked at who he was talking to before he started gloating.]

-Aaaand you're also a kid. This is kind of grown up stuff, girlie.

[video] killbroforidol December 26 2011, 03:22:56 UTC

[Ignoring that comment.]

So I bet you have a lot of buttsex, right?

[video] whosdrunk December 26 2011, 03:50:01 UTC

I, uh...

[Who is this girl holy shit she's like Knives but even weirder and younger.]

...Yeah. Lots of buttsex.

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the_daybreak December 26 2011, 03:25:46 UTC

I remember you.

whosdrunk December 26 2011, 03:52:43 UTC

I... Think I remember you. I slept with you, right? Were you that guy I picked up when I was in Vancouver a few summers ago? At that one club?

omfg the_daybreak December 26 2011, 03:57:08 UTC

... No, you were here before.

;D whosdrunk December 26 2011, 03:58:39 UTC

...Oh.

...

...What?

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