it's only my first drink tonight // video

[whosdrunk]

[Hi Facility. See Wallace. See Wallace stare at his faciliberry, unsurprisingly, confused...but he looks more inconvenienced than worried or scared

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[video]

[killbroforidol]

...You've seduced half the guys in Toronto?!

[video]

[whosdrunk]

Well, not literally, but I've probably come pretty-

[Pause. Oh. Probably should have looked at who he was talking to before he started gloating.]

-Aaaand you're also a kid. This is kind of grown up stuff, girlie.

[video]

[killbroforidol]

[Ignoring that comment.]

So I bet you have a lot of buttsex, right?

[video]

[whosdrunk]

I, uh...

[Who is this girl holy shit she's like Knives but even weirder and younger.]

...Yeah. Lots of buttsex.

[video]

[killbroforidol]

Heh. There's a lot of prudes in this place, but good luck~! I have a hard enough time finding girls for sexual experimentation around here that your plight should be interesting~!

[video]

[whosdrunk]

[You are Wallace. You have just met someone even worse with telling complete strangers about their sex life and asking those strangers about theirs.

And this person is a young girl.

You don't know how to react.

So you just nod and say:]

Mmhm...

[video]

[killbroforidol]

I wsh you luck!

[video]

[whosdrunk]

Luck in... Buttsex? Thanks, I, uh...thanks.

I wish you luck in...whatever you said you do.

[video]

[killbroforidol]

Kissing all the girls~! And maybe more...

[video]

[whosdrunk]

...Y'know what, kid? I do wish you luck. As long as you start being a little less creepy. I have a similar goal so I can't help but respect that.

[video]

[killbroforidol]

It's always nice to find like-minded individuals~!

WHOA YOU'RE TAGGING TOO FAST SLOW DOWN ZIPPY

[whosdrunk]

Uhhh, I wouldn't go so far as to call myself ”like minded”. I just get around a lot. You shouldn't be doing anything as nasty as some of the stuff I d- fuck forget I said anything I'm not going into this.