♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 12 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Equius cuts the feet on irritably. He looks especially agitated.]

First order of business. This ridiculous auctioning of human males for "dating" purposes is disgusting, and I really don't wish to participate. If you would like some of these coupons, contact me. I am more than willing to part with mine.

Second order of business. Patchouli, I require

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[audio]

[caligulasaqua]

I'll take the fake money off a you.

[audio]

[lordsweatyhorse]

And why do you need it?

[audio]

[caligulasaqua]

For the stupid auction, obviously.

[audio]

[lordsweatyhorse]

You're Nepeta's matesprit. Why do you want to bid on a date?

[onteamdyson]

STRONG TROLL, I NEED YOU! Even if you're apparently not even strong anymore. Vallors?! PLEASE?!

[lordsweatyhorse]

Do I even know you?

[onteamdyson]

I'm a friend of Vriska. Name's Kenzi. Can I have some of your vallors??

[lordsweatyhorse]

May I ask who you're bidding on?

[In Person]

[n3p3ta]

[Pop. Hey, her horn is back... wait a second. RUSHING to Equius's room and opening the door]

................. WHAT?! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[In Person]

[lordsweatyhorse]

[/GRUNT. Sigh. He gives her a bit of a look.]

I did what I had to do. Calm down. It isn't completely terrible.

[In Person]

[n3p3ta]

YES IT IS! This is horrible and terrible and so, so very bad! What if someone tries to hurt you? Or what if they just play with you and hurt you by accident?! What if you can't fight or defend yourself or do anything that you love to do?! You LOVE being STRONG, Equius! You LOVE it!

[little, green-tinted tears start to form in her eyes. She's so close to bursting into tears. He gave up something he loved so much just so she would have her horn! If she'd just found the stupid thing in the first place, this never would have happened!]

I'm so sorry, Equius. I'm so...

[Yep. All the tears. It's all her fault.]

[In Person]

[lordsweatyhorse]

...

...Nepeta.

[He moves himself forward on his bed so that his one leg is leaning over the edge, and he balances himself with his opposite arm, holding the other out towards her.]

...Come here. Don't apologize.

audio;

[lordsweatyhorse]

Yes, you can. Val is actually quite reasonable.

audio;

[lordsweatyhorse]

It worked.

She allowed me to negotiate with her. That's reasonable enough, as far as I'm concerned.

[splice_of_life]

I know you've plenty of others asking...but...

I'm in a bit of a straight here. I'm trying to be sure that no one... Well. Bids on me. For the wrong reasons. If you've any tokens left... I won;t mind taking them off your hands. I'm not entirely sure what I could trade. But down the line, if I've anything you could use, please know it'd be yours.

[lordsweatyhorse]

I don't require anything in return. But I was under the impression that those who are up for auction would not be able to bid on themselves?

[splice_of_life]

Yes, right, I'm aware...but if I can collect enough for a person I trust to bid...

[lordsweatyhorse]

True.

Very well. I can spare...oh...five, for you. No. Eight. Is that sufficient?