♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 12 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Equius cuts the feet on irritably. He looks especially agitated.]

First order of business. This ridiculous auctioning of human males for "dating" purposes is disgusting, and I really don't wish to participate. If you would like some of these coupons, contact me. I am more than willing to part with mine.

Second order of business. Patchouli, I require

Comments

[onteamdyson]

STRONG TROLL, I NEED YOU! Even if you're apparently not even strong anymore. Vallors?! PLEASE?!

[lordsweatyhorse]

Do I even know you?

[onteamdyson]

I'm a friend of Vriska. Name's Kenzi. Can I have some of your vallors??

[lordsweatyhorse]

May I ask who you're bidding on?

[onteamdyson]

Jareth? Tall guy, billion years old, really awesome hair?

[lordsweatyhorse]

Oh. That one.

Odd choice.

I have five dollars for you.

[onteamdyson]

SWEET! I'll take it! What room are you in, glistening gary?

[lordsweatyhorse]

33B.

What the gosh darned heck is a glistening gary?

[onteamdyson]

It's you. For now. I don't know your name, and you're all sweaty and ... glisteny.

I'll be there super soon. Want anything while I'm out and about?!

[lordsweatyhorse]

...My name is Equius Zahhak. I would appreciate it if you wouldn't give me such tasteless nicknames.

I can't think of anything that I need. My door is unlocked, just let yourself in when you get here.

[onteamdyson]

That's a mouthful... but whatevs. Nice to meet you and junk. See you in a few minutes!