♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 12 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Equius cuts the feet on irritably. He looks especially agitated.]

First order of business. This ridiculous auctioning of human males for "dating" purposes is disgusting, and I really don't wish to participate. If you would like some of these coupons, contact me. I am more than willing to part with mine.

Second order of business. Patchouli, I require

Comments

[splice_of_life]

I know you've plenty of others asking...but...

I'm in a bit of a straight here. I'm trying to be sure that no one... Well. Bids on me. For the wrong reasons. If you've any tokens left... I won;t mind taking them off your hands. I'm not entirely sure what I could trade. But down the line, if I've anything you could use, please know it'd be yours.

[lordsweatyhorse]

I don't require anything in return. But I was under the impression that those who are up for auction would not be able to bid on themselves?

[splice_of_life]

Yes, right, I'm aware...but if I can collect enough for a person I trust to bid...

[lordsweatyhorse]

True.

Very well. I can spare...oh...five, for you. No. Eight. Is that sufficient?

[splice_of_life]

Thank you. I really appreciate that!

[lordsweatyhorse]

Hmm. Some of you humans are less greedy than I thought you would be.

Very well. Come by. I'm in room 33B.