2nd Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Video

[bit_awuss]

[Well this is awkward. The video feed shows that Conrad's shirt is drenched in blood. It seems like blood is coming out of his neck from underneath his collar. He seems to be fine other then being in a shitton of pain and kind of annoyed

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Don't use hunger as an excuse for your vast amounts of cranky, Mr. Vampypants.

[bit_awuss]

You missed the part where I said I have huge anger management problems I think.

And I will be fucking cranky if I want to. I'm bleeding all over my fucking room. I could paint my fucking walls with my blood but that would be fucking gross.

[onteamdyson]

Awwwwh, it's cute that you think I actually care.

[Locked 45%]

Do you need squishy, human volunteers?

[bit_awuss]

Like hell I'd think some chick I barely know would fucking care. I don't want your care even if you did fucking care.

[Locked 45%]

Fuck no.

[Video]

[godisachild]

You're a vampire? Seriously? Only met zombies, so....

That include the "turn into a bat" thing too?

Also, why not just bite someone? Has to be someone here even you could overpower.

[Video]

[bit_awuss]

[POINTS AT THE FANG. OH COME ON.] No. I'm lying. I'm not actually a vampire. I'm a fucking werewolf who can change my forms at will.

Yes it does, but I'm not turning into one anyways.

Do you actually listen when people talk? I explained why at the beginning jesus fucking christ.

[Video]

[godisachild]

Yeah and I'm saying you're a vampire. You have the potential to be super awesome. So why bother being a pansy? That's the lamest story I-

[Collar shock.]

[Video]

[bit_awuss]

I actually don't give a shit if I am one. I just get on with my shit and other people do too. I don't like people, so the whole not going out in the daytime makes shit convenient.

[pantiesakimbo]

[Purr]

Bite me, Vampire man~!

[And then, an electrical sound followed by a shriek]

[bit_awuss]

[SJKDHJKFHDKJGHKSD]

Wha-Holy-THE FUCK? I don't even fucking know who you are nor would I want to bite you!

[SJKdHJKSF WHO IS SHE AND WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO BE BIT.]

You'd fucking die. Or turn into one. You don't want either.

[pantiesakimbo]

I'm an angel, dumbshit; I'd probably be fine anyway.

And what's the apprehension about?

[bit_awuss]

Whoopdifuckingdo. I don't usually meet angels on my way out. Fuck, this sounds like I'm more dead then I already was.

Apprehension? You mean the biting. The dying, or I don't know. You tell me.

[prideofwisdom]

You're a vampire. How interesting. I could help you get some blood if you'd like.

[I mean, Stein has enough covering his sheets from various people. Might as well share.]

[bit_awuss]

I don't know who you are so no. I already know someone who can help me.

[He just needs to stop being such an Aussie prick dear god.

And...he probably doesn't want your help. Creepy. :C]

[prideofwisdom]

I didn't mean my blood, if that's what you were worried about. And who can help you? Another vampire?

[bit_awuss]

No. I wouldn't want your blood anyways. [You're creepy. why are all the doctors here creepy or sleazy? Christ.]

There are people who can help me. Why does it matter to you?

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[undeadsidekick]

So should we worry about you breaking down and pigging out eventually? And if so, what kind of vampire are you?

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[bit_awuss]

I'm sure someone would kill me before it got to that. Or if this sorry sod would actually reply to when I'm trying to contact his sorry ass.

I don't fucking know the different kinds of vampires. Fucking christ.