2nd Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Video
[Well this is awkward. The video feed shows that Conrad's shirt is drenched in blood. It seems like blood is coming out of his neck from underneath his collar. He seems to be fine other then being in a shitton of pain and kind of annoyed.]
I'm a vampire. I need to bite you fuckers for my own survival, but I'm too much of a pansy little shit to actually bite any of you guys. I rather starve then bite you guys, but I actually haven't gotten to the point of starvation to know what happens.
[He's taking this surprisingly well.]
I also have huge anger management problems that I don't bother trying to fix because I'm always fucking angry anyways. [NOT THAT THIS WAS NEWS HOW.] So, when I'm yelling my shit and calling you things, chances are, I don't actually mean it. But who the fuck car-ow. The stabbing my neck thing is getting old.
That's all I have to say. Now you know. I'm an angry fucking wuss of a vampire. The end.
[Pause.] And for your information, just so you guys know even more about me, I haven't eaten since I've arrived. Whoopdifuckingdo.
[Ends his feed.]
I'm a vampire. I need to bite you fuckers for my own survival, but I'm too much of a pansy little shit to actually bite any of you guys. I rather starve then bite you guys, but I actually haven't gotten to the point of starvation to know what happens.
[He's taking this surprisingly well.]
I also have huge anger management problems that I don't bother trying to fix because I'm always fucking angry anyways. [NOT THAT THIS WAS NEWS HOW.] So, when I'm yelling my shit and calling you things, chances are, I don't actually mean it. But who the fuck car-ow. The stabbing my neck thing is getting old.
That's all I have to say. Now you know. I'm an angry fucking wuss of a vampire. The end.
[Pause.] And for your information, just so you guys know even more about me, I haven't eaten since I've arrived. Whoopdifuckingdo.
[Ends his feed.]